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UVM Naked Bike Ride

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infedel_one
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tonight marks the bi-annual UVM naked bike ride...when classes are over for the semester students take to the road at midnight on bike and foot wearing...NOTHING!! i'm about to freeze my balls off literally!
Dec 9 2009 10:56PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Good on you, mass public streaking is hilarious and very enjoyable.
Dec 9 2009 10:58PM
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SkeeOrDye
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bring your crew down south willard, I could use a good laugh.
Dec 9 2009 10:59PM
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Lemuel
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Haha Max you're actually doing it.  I can't bring myself to.  Too cold tonight.  Plus no intoxicants.  I'ma watch.
Dec 9 2009 11:06PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
8 naked laps of the athletic campus downed with a bottle of jack...running with other naked people past 3,000 screaming students is legit hahahaha
Dec 10 2009 1:15AM
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 493
Please tell me you had on some sweet goggles (I'm thinking Oakley, fire?) and "some girl" said " I like your goggles..."
Dec 10 2009 1:29AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
ive been here for 3 years and haven't watched a single naked bike ride. I guess I don't want to see that classic UVM girl BUSH...armpits too. ughh
Dec 10 2009 1:32AM
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infedel_one
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well i wore my EC shades for a bit hahaha...not too much bush anywhere on most of the chicks...some fine ass ladys runnin hahaha
Dec 10 2009 1:34AM
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Delphi
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my friend had to wait 45 minutes to cross the street behind harris millis. he saw some real saggers. there are some good looking girls, but idk how they would look without the gravity defying capabilities of their spandex pants. butts look good in those, but once they come off, Newton takes over and you get some major droopage. same with bras.
Dec 10 2009 1:36AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I knew this thread was hiding somewhere. Guess what day it is ladies and gentlemen?
May 4 2011 6:15PM
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garrettwiz
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what day is is Mr.NUCKLES?
May 4 2011 6:51PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Why it's naked bike ride day! Last day of classes for the semester.
May 4 2011 6:55PM
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garrettwiz
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Splendid, if you know Will Eginton you should force him too. He would love it!
May 4 2011 6:59PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
hahaha, ill force him
May 4 2011 7:02PM
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lands11
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Should be fun
May 4 2011 9:36PM
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garrettwiz
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good you should make him fall in some gravel too
May 4 2011 9:38PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
I should go to Burlington tonight. Just for this.
May 4 2011 9:41PM
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smuggs
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good thing its legal to be naked in burlington as long as you arent aroused.
May 4 2011 10:12PM
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p.hawks
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as long as you leave your house naked its legit, but I think its only in burlington, not everywhere else.
May 4 2011 10:14PM
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SeanTom
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i'm surprised you're not doing this.
May 4 2011 10:15PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
If I didn't have school tomorrow I totally would.
May 4 2011 10:17PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
no it's everywhere.
May 4 2011 10:17PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Are you serious...?
May 4 2011 10:17PM
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Milksteak
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haha that was in 09.
May 4 2011 10:22PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
IM DOWN!
May 4 2011 10:23PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
That was a year and a half ago missy
May 4 2011 10:23PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
You want to watch peter running around naked?
May 4 2011 10:26PM
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Anathema
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i'd wear nothing but a bandana and a hot pair of goggs
May 4 2011 10:29PM
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Milksteak
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Who doesn't...
May 4 2011 10:30PM
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.Max.
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Got me there...
May 4 2011 10:32PM
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Milksteak
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The mease would be all over him....They would for sure hook up because pete's going to be full drunk and Asa's full gay.
May 4 2011 10:35PM
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highindasky55
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wooops!

on another note... one hour and 30 minutes until I'm naked, wasted and running around in a circle. Gotta love UVM
May 4 2011 10:35PM
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.Max.
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Hahaha a match made in heaven.
May 4 2011 10:36PM
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Milksteak
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Give Pete a high five.
May 4 2011 10:37PM
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jibnut
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Well it's a good thing I'm on pain killers. IDK wtf is going on hahahaha
May 4 2011 10:38PM
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dunkaroos
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Every time I see the words "THE MEASE"


I start laughing uncontrollably
May 4 2011 10:40PM
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Milksteak
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ahahahahahahahah
May 4 2011 10:41PM
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Lemuel
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Well, I'll do Anathema a duty and wear a bandana and goggles. Look out for me son! I wore my ec ninja mask and goggles after fall semester.

HOUR AND TEN
May 4 2011 10:44PM
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Milksteak
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Start drinking.
May 4 2011 10:47PM
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garrettwiz
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I'll be in Burlington nex year and i'll lead the pack.
May 4 2011 10:50PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Peter run into the middle of a pack and do a couple squats for me? MMMMMMMMMMMMMKAY?
May 4 2011 11:00PM
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Lemuel
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We tried to convince my old room mate last year to take a big ole steamy poop in the middle of the "track" olololol. I will do something special again, last semester I ran through a cutoff where everyone noticed me, right by all the cops and ambulances hahhaha.
May 4 2011 11:04PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
Blue spys, yellow usasa bandana

ONE HOUR! Breaking out the funnel, fuck lab reports
May 4 2011 11:04PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Take viagra?
May 4 2011 11:07PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Orange bandana, thinking my white splices with orange riggers, pale as fuck, lobster arms hahaha. Sippin on some rum ATM, takin some shots, drinkin some beer. What year are you son? I don't think I've met you.....
May 4 2011 11:12PM
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