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Our cghair at my hill is a pulse high speed quad so it goes around teh bowwheel before you get off. If you go straight off its all rocks.
Gaper snowboarder: So i just go straight off
Me: ya like jus go
he almost did but im to nice so i stopped him
this guy thought that my 86mm underfoot park skis were the fatest thing he had every seen but i was in nj at the time.
in line to get on lift.
-man: "u ridin single?"
i always take a pause b4 pushing off after the chair swings by....and we are waiting for the chair so we can sit. and he says....
-man: "you need help getting on?"
-me: ~~~~wth did i get into?~~~~
one time my friend whipped out his dick and said"welcome to the mtn frank"
I was riding the lift once with two snowboarder dudes and they were obviously joking but they were trying to convince me and my friend about how much better it is to get head from a guy because he also has a penis so he knows what feels good.
Also I rode the lift with this guy once and he was like "yo you guys don't mind if I blaze this shit upp." And I was like "nah, I don't really care, go for it." So he smoked and then flicked the leftover thing off the lift into the woods. And I, trying to be funny, was like "WOAH MAN. I don't care if you smoke but don't litter, thats not cool man"
"are those armandas?"
yes, they said it how they pronounced it
In Quebec, I was on some snowblades, and these jack off french kids think they are funny (they were skiing flatbacks), "haha uhhh do you ahh do the 360? haha, good one friend!", I was like, "no shit I do the 360 uhh..?!".
One time the lift ahead of me, these kids kept swearing or something, so this other parent who was on the lift with them freaked out and said, "STOP FUCKING SWEARING!!!". It was kinda funny how hypacritacal this person was. This person made a big scene out of him swearing compared to what any one would have herd from the kids.
me and my friend were talking on the chair about movies, and this weird old dude was with us. i guess he got mad and told me "shut that slut mouth before i fuck it". It got really quiet and akward... lol
this wasnt on the lift, but it was a chill day where i went with my family, and we were eatin dinner in the lodge when this old man comes in on his phone and sits down. we keep telling him to leave but hes being a total douch. my dad went to get someone who works there to tell him to leave, but he looks at my mom and me and my sister, whips out his dick, and walks away.