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Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
For example: Could you hold my pole?

Nov 29 2009 8:32PM
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StupidDeep
Posts: 103 - Karma: 9

Our cghair at my hill is a pulse high speed quad so it goes around teh bowwheel before you get off. If you go straight off its all rocks.

Gaper snowboarder: So i just go straight off

Me: ya like jus go

he almost did but im to nice so i stopped him

Nov 30 2009 3:01PM
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SirKyle
Posts: 132 - Karma: 10
"Hi, my name is Rich Fahey"
Nov 30 2009 3:04PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
i still think that to this day they just dont look normal at all.
Nov 30 2009 3:06PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
sick i made a thread and it wasnt deleted
Nov 30 2009 3:06PM
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Lubowski
Posts: 40 - Karma: 107
" yeah these were Jon Olson's skis, they are his pro model. they are pretty dec"

dec being short for decent
Nov 30 2009 3:38PM
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DubChubb
Posts: 122 - Karma: 204
I have a pair of 06/07 K2 fujatives and someone asked me if smith made skis cause i had a sticker on them.
Nov 30 2009 4:39PM
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wtfbanger
Posts: 67 - Karma: 50
why you have your goggles inside of your helmet?
Nov 30 2009 4:41PM
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waxyvolklskier
Posts: 85 - Karma: 21
"fancy goggles yah got their you look prety gangster"
Nov 30 2009 4:49PM
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DAPSKI
Posts: 414 - Karma: 141

this guy thought that my 86mm underfoot park skis were the fatest thing he had every seen but i was in nj at the time.

Nov 30 2009 4:58PM
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klingisking
Posts: 802 - Karma: 925

in line to get on lift.

-man: "u ridin single?"

-me: "yeah"

i always take a pause b4 pushing off after the chair swings by....and we are waiting for the chair so we can sit. and he says....

-man: "you need help getting on?"

-me: ~~~~wth did i get into?~~~~

Nov 30 2009 4:59PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
Haha, poor rich
Nov 30 2009 5:04PM
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DaNinjew
Posts: 240 - Karma: 44
This was not me but is still hilarious

"As the elevation increases do the dear turn into elk??"
Nov 30 2009 6:01PM
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DaNinjew
Posts: 240 - Karma: 44
*deer*^^^^^^
Nov 30 2009 6:02PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

haha

one time my friend whipped out his dick and said"welcome to the mtn frank"

no homo

Nov 30 2009 6:22PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,461
"twintips are pointless" wtf
Nov 30 2009 6:33PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144

I was riding the lift once with two snowboarder dudes and they were obviously joking but they were trying to convince me and my friend about how much better it is to get head from a guy because he also has a penis so he knows what feels good.

Also I rode the lift with this guy once and he was like "yo you guys don't mind if I blaze this shit upp."  And I was like "nah, I don't really care, go for it."  So he smoked and then flicked the leftover thing off the lift into the woods.  And I, trying to be funny, was like "WOAH MAN. I don't care if you smoke but don't litter, thats not cool man"

Nov 30 2009 7:13PM
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Swervasaurus
Posts: 615 - Karma: 185
"Those skiers are ridiculous, look at them their jumping on the fences.'
referring to skiers sliding the rails in the park
Nov 30 2009 7:18PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
anything that has started with "i was racing..." or "i have a race..." or anything that was about racing but not derogatory
Nov 30 2009 7:27PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
I was riding up the lift with my brother and some random gaper lady and she asks me "Did your mother really allow you to buy those skis?"(talking about my JO pros) I just responded "Yes mam"
Nov 30 2009 7:32PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926

"are those armandas?"

yes, they said it how they pronounced it

Nov 30 2009 7:39PM
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sasquatcher
Posts: 119 - Karma: 19

In Quebec, I was on some snowblades, and these jack off french kids think they are funny (they were skiing flatbacks), "haha uhhh do you ahh do the 360? haha, good one friend!", I was like, "no shit I do the 360 uhh..?!".

One time the lift ahead of me, these kids kept swearing or something, so this other parent who was on the lift with them freaked out and said, "STOP FUCKING SWEARING!!!". It was kinda funny how hypacritacal this person was. This person made a big scene out of him swearing compared to what any one would have herd from the kids.

Nov 30 2009 7:43PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
why would you have bents in idaho?
Nov 30 2009 7:48PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
How was that the gayest thing ever said to you? In my opinion that could possibly be one of the greatest things somebody could say to you. Bong rips on the chair, nothing better than that.
Nov 30 2009 7:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
Apparently I was sitting on the chairlift with a professional fisherman one time, so he just kept talking to me about fish. And the worst part was, it was on the slowest and longest chairlift at mountain creek, the one that goes from one mountain to the other, it's a  two seater.
Nov 30 2009 7:53PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
its a two person chair lift sorry for not wanting to smell like a vietnamise whore
Nov 30 2009 8:20PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
i guess there are not as many twin tips in the mid east coast because lift operator asked me where i got my "sexy ass skis" haha
Nov 30 2009 8:24PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
stop posting
Nov 30 2009 8:33PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
"hey, nice D"
Nov 30 2009 8:36PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
that's fucking brilliant
Nov 30 2009 8:37PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
wait i thought you were talking about cigarettes if you were talking about weed your a fucking idiot....
Nov 30 2009 8:41PM
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calypso_
Posts: 285 - Karma: 1,250
hahah
Nov 30 2009 10:04PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
"Are you taking some pictures?" ........ as i was holding a camera in my hand.....
Nov 30 2009 10:09PM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
Dude: Wanna hear a joke
Old man behind him: Sure
Dude: how many Nigyahs does it take to screw in a light bulb.
2 one to screw in the light bulb one to dirive the pink cadilak
Nov 30 2009 10:32PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
outdoors yep its oooutside
Nov 30 2009 10:34PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Wha?


"Yeah, I drive a Duramax."
Nov 30 2009 10:39PM
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JibtasticAvenger
Posts: 214 - Karma: 16
is there snow in my goatee?
Nov 30 2009 10:39PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
worst ride of my life. i took off my helmet to adjust my shit and some creep gaper kid was next to me and started touching my hair and kept asking 'is that natural? thats amazing!'
yes it is so stop petting me...
Nov 30 2009 10:47PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
Umm no but your soulpatch looks a tad snowy.
Nov 30 2009 10:50PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
damn gurl.
Nov 30 2009 10:55PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
haha. Really? I don't even think I have been here that long and I lurked for about a year before i joined. But by all means you have gained a lot of respect, especially by posting this.
Nov 30 2009 11:11PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
what?
Nov 30 2009 11:20PM
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Gnarshred
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Some guy explained to me how he likes to bring a raw potato skiing and eat it with salt for lunch.
Nov 30 2009 11:26PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
my friend used to do that


no salt
and hed also shove like 5 corn tortillas in his jacket pocket.

fucking vegans.....
Nov 30 2009 11:37PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29

me and my friend were talking on the chair about movies, and this weird old dude was with us.  i guess he got mad and told me "shut that slut mouth before i fuck it".  It got really quiet and akward... lol

Nov 30 2009 11:38PM
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B-runge
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i laughed
so hard
Nov 30 2009 11:39PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I like to keep my potato up my butthole so that its warm by lunchtime.
Nov 30 2009 11:49PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
you live in new york?

why have skis abywhere west of montana?
Nov 30 2009 11:50PM
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Alp1ne
Posts: 717 - Karma: 203
Can i put it in ur bum.
Nov 30 2009 11:52PM
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B-runge
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thanks.
id rather be skiing anywhere in idaho than anywhere in newyork
hellbents are justifiable on 12+ days of the season here
Nov 30 2009 11:56PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

this wasnt on the lift, but it was a chill day where i went with my family, and we were eatin dinner in the lodge when this old man comes in on his phone and sits down. we keep telling him to leave but hes being a total douch. my dad went to get someone who works there to tell him to leave, but he looks at my mom and me and my sister, whips out his dick, and walks away.

Nov 30 2009 11:59PM
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