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Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
For example: Could you hold my pole?

Nov 29 2009 8:32PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
are those snowblades?
Nov 29 2009 8:33PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
hey boy, yous got a pretty face.
Nov 29 2009 8:34PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
why is your pole so short?
Nov 29 2009 8:36PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
Because its cold outside

its how you plant it that matters
Nov 29 2009 8:38PM
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rep_your_hood
Posts: 533 - Karma: 13
My friends and I had to explain the waffle/cracker game to some man once. Pretty damn awkward ride.
Nov 29 2009 8:39PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
dub tee eph
Nov 29 2009 8:41PM
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sip166
Posts: 275 - Karma: 16
i have heard people play the penis game.  where ppl yell penis louder and louder.  i also had one random guy next to me and all of a sudden he was like u have a hole in ur pants.  which means he had to be looking
Nov 29 2009 8:43PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
ME and a dude, dude: I think i know your dad
me: .....
rest of the ride was wierd as hell
Nov 29 2009 8:46PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
"Hi my names Shaun White" quote from Shaun White

hehe just kidding i respect him he shreds.


Nov 29 2009 8:47PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
A man once asked me if i would go into the trees with him and hold his penis because he did not want to take off his gloves, that was probably the gayest thing that has ever been said to me on the lift.
Nov 29 2009 9:08PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
thats hard to believe
Nov 29 2009 9:11PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9

Don't believe it then.

Nov 29 2009 9:13PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
"i cant believe they opened that rail, the stairs are still showing. Maybe they should wait for more snow"
Nov 29 2009 9:13PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
ya it was pretty hard to believe he turned me down. not everyone has hand-warmers ya know
Nov 29 2009 9:13PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
these two snowboarders were blazed out of their minds and one of the asked me if I'd tried but sex with a guy before. I can't imagine anybody saying anything gayer on a lift ever
Nov 29 2009 9:15PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
wanna have buttsecks?
Nov 29 2009 9:16PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
hahaha only in maine
Nov 29 2009 9:16PM
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JCsteezy
Posts: 758 - Karma: 211
haha +K
Nov 29 2009 9:18PM
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Dntel.
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 21
BWAHAHAHAHAH thats priceless.
Nov 29 2009 9:18PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
once some kid explained sex to me when me and my friends were skiing alone and were 9. it was so funny
Nov 29 2009 9:20PM
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gakc
Posts: 244 - Karma: 40
some guy asked for my address... i told him the whitehouse's, i dont think he relized even after i said washington DC
Nov 29 2009 9:22PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Can I lipside your rail?
Nov 29 2009 9:25PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
"hey, people call me Hoppy."
Nov 29 2009 9:26PM
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dckiteboards
Posts: 372 - Karma: 76
"your skiis are broken." anytime my buddy rides his surfaces. he gets this comment!
Nov 29 2009 9:28PM
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BroBrah
Posts: 83 - Karma: 8
"wow look at those skis! pretty ambitious for the conditions today!" (in reference to my hellbents on non pow day)

fuckin dumbass
Nov 29 2009 9:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
which model?
Nov 29 2009 9:35PM
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dckiteboards
Posts: 372 - Karma: 76
2's i think last years ski with first years top sheet
Nov 29 2009 9:36PM
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T_orageskiier
Posts: 580 - Karma: 13

do you have a left and right ski?

me: uhhh no .....

Nov 29 2009 9:37PM
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sjm
Posts: 27 - Karma: 19

im cold, can you warm up my dick with your mouth.

Nov 29 2009 9:37PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
thats not even a bad comment at all.
Nov 29 2009 9:41PM
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BroBrah
Posts: 83 - Karma: 8
it was prolly you who said it.... since i was in idaho. dick
Nov 29 2009 9:43PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157

I had a guy with me on the lift, looked a bit weird at the beginning. He kept talking about n00bish things to meh and suddenly stopped, staring down at the ground. The first thing he said after was ''FUCK goggles on the ground'' he then raised the bar and jumped without hesitation. He fell head first from the chair that was about 15 feet high to the icy bumps.

The guy looked on crack

Nov 29 2009 9:54PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
"y'all got myspace?"
Nov 29 2009 9:56PM
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kvan
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 1,208
"why do your skis have tips in the back?"
Nov 29 2009 9:58PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
your a nice member! please stay around here you fuck, gain some respect you have been here for like 6 days.
Nov 29 2009 9:58PM
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Dntel.
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 21
you're a fucking idiot. what did you think he was gonna say? you're riding hellbents on a non pow day.
Nov 29 2009 9:59PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
lets have sex
Nov 29 2009 10:07PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Ah yes, 13 days is many many more than 6 days...
Nov 29 2009 10:09PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
this isnt my account dumbass....
Nov 29 2009 10:11PM
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GNARBARSTAR
Posts: 639 - Karma: 16
uhh hellbentz R gud inany condition, Y wood sum1 thought uterwise.



Nov 29 2009 10:11PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
haha says the veteran of NS himself
Nov 29 2009 10:14PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
"his isnt my account dumbass...."
read.
Nov 29 2009 10:20PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
"oh cool. you ride those ballet skis." i sat there laughing with my bandanna the whole way up.
Nov 29 2009 10:23PM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
does this include things that we say to weird out gapers?
Nov 29 2009 10:24PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
what does your bandana have anything to do with it? 
Nov 29 2009 10:27PM
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Wookum
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Nov 29 2009 10:29PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
do you mind if i whip out my... harmonica?
Nov 29 2009 10:31PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
HAHAHAHAHA epic
Nov 29 2009 10:31PM
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shabinka
Posts: 743 - Karma: 10
so why are you still on it...
Nov 29 2009 10:34PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
a kid who couldn't be more than 12 (really short Invaders, size m shirt that fit like a tall tee, etc. also, about 4'6" tall.) tried to convince me he runs a porn site. I kept telling him he's lying, and he took a hell of a defensive and began to whine not to be mean to him. He may have had tears in his eyes when we got off the lift.
Nov 29 2009 10:35PM
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