I just got back from work... worked 1-8:30. I was stuck with only ramen for my thanksgiving dinner, but luckily I have some real nice friends that brought me some potatoes and turkey from their dinner in to my work that I could eat during my break. Now i'm the only one home because my family is out of the state. fun.
It's 4:19, got a minute?
You haven't seen the world until you have seen the AbstractReality.
My brother and I had a contest starting before dinner until 4 to see who could gain the most weight. I ended up gaining 6 pounds to my brothers 5. I took a piss and lost a pound. hahaaha It was an insane contest. I couldnt eat anymore then drank a ton of water. It was rediculous. Needless to say, my brother and I have been farting the WWOORRSSTT rotten egg smelling farts. bllleegghh.
I'm thankful for the food I had, but I spent the whole time fucking cooking for everyone in my family, went upstairs to chill, and the people there decide that Thanksgiving "dinner" should be at 3:00 sucked dick, and now I'm fucking hungry, worst thanksgiving meal yet.