So I am here chillin skiing taking a break from skiing. I am stoked. I got some new armada gear. So I am sitting in the sun and I look at my pants. THEY FUCKING SPARCKLE. What's up with that? Are the mens tan pants suppose to do that or did they send me the girls pants? Shit, I feel like a fag here. Wtf!!
Could it have been that because you were skiing you got snow on them and it is now the snow crystals on your pants causing the light to refract giving the illusion that your pants are in fact "sparkling"?
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."