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Haha pretty clever right here

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Pow.yuHdig*
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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.


i just read that and felt the need to share
Nov 26 2009 1:17PM
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.frenchy
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i lol'd, that was great
Nov 26 2009 1:17PM
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1337
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epic comeback
Nov 26 2009 1:18PM
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1337
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what the fuck i didnt quote you stupid newschoolers stop saying i quoted that i did not quote that text
Nov 26 2009 1:18PM
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Pmoore
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such a sick comeback. if you said that as a real quick response you are a champ.
Nov 26 2009 1:19PM
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dwhite
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I bet that left her speechless.
Nov 26 2009 1:19PM
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CypressGrove
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i beleive in playboy's def of a slut. slut is a woman sexually liberated, looks for good sex and has no shame. same as the dudes. a whore on the otherhand, very different. she will fuck you for free drinks, dinner whatever.
Nov 26 2009 1:23PM
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steevner
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It's easy to be a slut, it's not easy to be a player.
Nov 26 2009 1:40PM
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EastCoast315
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Dude, serious props. I will use that
Nov 26 2009 1:42PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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unles your pickin lots of shitty locks
Nov 26 2009 1:43PM
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abc8tr8we98g
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you sir deserve a prize...epic comeback
Nov 26 2009 1:43PM
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ISkiSwitch
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it wasnt his. he probably found it off digg. funny though
Nov 26 2009 1:57PM
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AlexGaynor
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AHA
Nov 26 2009 2:23PM
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FUUUCK
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can I use that?
Nov 26 2009 2:29PM
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hartig
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amazing.
Nov 26 2009 2:30PM
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Style+eeze
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hahahahhaha. epic

there was an article about this in my school newspaper about this last year.

read this first - http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opinion/2009/02/13/kiss-and-tell/ - keep in mind, kaiti is a shitty writer

Nov 26 2009 2:36PM
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ROOS.
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bravo hombre, that is awesome
Nov 26 2009 2:44PM
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k-rob
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my thoughts:
a player and a slut are the same things really. they both get mad pull, big props to both sluts and players i say.
a player and a whore are two different things. the whore wants something in return for giving up her vagina, whether it be money, popularity, a sandwich, etc. whores should die.
one could make the argument that players are getting it for the popularity, much like a whore. but nah, they're just players, they pull mad pussy, but they aren't doing it so that people will look up to them. it's not their fault people want to give them props for it. it's just too bad sluts don't get the same appreciation for their efforts.
the male version of a whore is a whore (male). he's that dude who is out there fucking every chick that has something to offer him, eg. "i'm gonna fuck that chick cause she's popular and everybody will think i'm top shit for fucking her"
also, anybody who fucks a fat, ugly member of the opposite sex for no reason other than that they need a lay, is just a loser. you're not doing anybody any good there, including yourself, you fuckin loser. go die.


Nov 26 2009 3:00PM
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BdoubleU
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hahaha I lol'd.


Nov 26 2009 3:08PM
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TTSwitchrider674
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OP- I lol'd for a while, and kid who posted those articles- also real funny

Nov 26 2009 5:48PM
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Style+eeze
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haha. i know. i'm glad you enjoyed them
Nov 26 2009 5:51PM
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dylansiggers
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YOU LIAR YOU GOT THAT FROM 4CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 26 2009 6:02PM
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debrickshaw
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this made my life
Nov 26 2009 6:30PM
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inactive
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or he posted it on /b/ OC

but yeah, your option is more likely
Nov 26 2009 7:35PM
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BlackcountryBill
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I'm going to use that, it's sick!
Nov 26 2009 7:37PM
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p.jones
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i dont care if its from 4chan, ive never heard it and its fucking great. im gonna try and use that sometime
Nov 26 2009 9:17PM
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gurlz.on.skiz
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I suggest you re-read the last line of the OP.
Nov 26 2009 9:30PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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HA good stuff
Nov 26 2009 9:34PM
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idontactuallyski
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that is awesome
Nov 26 2009 10:09PM
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LMPJibbin
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haha chill


and ya thats a legendary comeback
Nov 26 2009 10:15PM
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hellomynameisjef
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hahahaha slayed
Nov 26 2009 10:16PM
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lilwhiz165
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you sir, are a genius
Nov 26 2009 10:17PM
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T-Holt
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So great, so great.
Nov 26 2009 10:47PM
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no_steeze
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keep in mind that lowers your chances of getting with her...just saying
Nov 26 2009 11:02PM
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gigi.d
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Dude you are the MAN!
Nov 27 2009 1:49AM
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dylansiggers
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damnit!
Nov 27 2009 5:11PM
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