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Fucking Bitch at mt Hood

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PC.
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 18
So I'm riding today at Mt Hood, get up there early, blue bird, found out they just set up a 30 footer (not sure on size). I'm stoked. I ride the park all day, sucking it up, barely getting 3s out, but whatever its the first day of the season and I suck, so its cool.

I get back to the car and I realize I'd dropped my fucking wallet on the way up and some bitch found it. She left me a note on my windshield saying "If you've lost your wallet, I might have it but I think I'm in need of a reward. Thanks, have fun skiing." 

Looks like she just took it. It had no cash, just debit card, id's, social security card (yeah I'm fuckin pissed). They're all just going to be cancelled.
Nov 24 2009 7:17PM
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0123456789
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why dont you call her and ask how much of a reward is needed, or tell the police she stole it and left her number to black mail you. that should get it taken care of quickly
Nov 24 2009 7:19PM
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Style+eeze
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maybe she wants secks?
Nov 24 2009 7:21PM
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Calb3rt
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call her and ask for your wallet back and tell her, her reward is good karma. If she persists then tell her that you have something in your pocket for her, dig around in there for a few seconds and then slap the shit out of her.
Nov 24 2009 7:24PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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why do u think it was a girl

i hve our wallet ive been trying to figure out what to do with your SIN
Nov 24 2009 7:25PM
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KarmaInitiative
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thats extortion, tell her youl pay $100 for your wallet back and have the cops there when she shows up
Nov 24 2009 7:26PM
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spen-cer
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i might be really fucking retarded here but how on earth would she find your car in a parking lot full of cars? just curious, especially because the license plate would be the only identification and i dont know why you would have that in your wallet? it must be somebody you know dude...
Nov 24 2009 7:27PM
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EastCoast315
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Lisence plate number on ID? Or do they do that
Nov 24 2009 7:37PM
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triebby
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This.
Nov 24 2009 7:38PM
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deleted5
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no they don't do that
Nov 24 2009 7:39PM
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spen-cer
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exactly, so im confused.
Nov 24 2009 7:40PM
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EastCoast315
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Oh damn, then its gotta be someone you know
Nov 24 2009 7:42PM
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PC.
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Alright guys, theres a ton of reasons why she knows it was me.

First thing. The wallet dropped right next to my car. THAT and my plates are CA, and my license is CA.

She left no number to call back, just took the wallet and peaced.

If she contacts me, I'll meet her and tell her to go fuck herself.
Nov 24 2009 7:45PM
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mmallender.
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wow what a hoe. if she calls back find an aids needle and poke her with it? completely reasonable reaction if you ask me haha
Nov 24 2009 7:48PM
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t_rob
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so reward=your wallet? did i read that right?
Nov 24 2009 7:49PM
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PC.
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Yeah, my wallet is her reward. I cancelled everything, so I hope she burns in karma hell. Now I have to go online and register my social security card stolen.
Nov 24 2009 7:52PM
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Utard
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no contact info? sounds like she was just planning on taking it anyway.
Nov 24 2009 7:53PM
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EastCoast315
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LOVE aids jokes, soo funny
Nov 24 2009 8:16PM
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lilwhiz165
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haha secks?
Nov 24 2009 8:19PM
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ski_ENDUB
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anyway that you would be able to track her down if she tried to use her wallet?
Nov 24 2009 8:20PM
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currentwestman
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shes obviously just guarding your credit card and ss card so that other people didn't take it when they saw it on  your windshield.  she's helping you!
Nov 24 2009 8:23PM
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TGdude
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why are you carrying your social security card in your wallet?  thats safe deposit box material.
Nov 24 2009 8:26PM
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PC.
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I fuckin hate my life?
Nov 24 2009 8:26PM
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mmallender.
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i know right?
Nov 24 2009 8:28PM
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Mr.Plank
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watch out she may steal your identity..or she already did and we are talking to her right now..
Nov 24 2009 8:28PM
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BC.
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your an idiot!
Nov 24 2009 8:37PM
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killabees
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ya buttsecks
Nov 24 2009 8:39PM
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tinkytwinky
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If i remember right, credit cards are trackable, so if she buys anything entitled under her name than she will be fucked. I also think if you cancel it when she attempts to use it a sign on the register will say "contact authorities" then she will be royally fucked.
Nov 24 2009 8:39PM
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Zump.
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for accidentially dropping his wallet and having someone bust his balls for it? lol you should get out more man
Nov 24 2009 8:42PM
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spen-cer
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dudeeeeeeee, you said in the original post that you lost it on the way up???? you're bustin my balls here man
Nov 24 2009 8:44PM
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PC.
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BC. is my twin brother, aka a moron, aka a bad skier, aka a damn fine sexy guy since hes my identical twin.
Nov 24 2009 8:47PM
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p-fo
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im gonna laugh if its actually a guy
Nov 24 2009 8:47PM
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sk1er
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she probably just wrote the reward thing to be cool in front of her friends.
Nov 24 2009 8:50PM
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gakc
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kill her. done
Nov 24 2009 8:53PM
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mmallender.
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if she tries to buy anything at all with it, as long as he has already called the credit card company he will not be charged and she potentially will be charged with fraud.

oh and if she does contact you and ask for a reward or else she wont give your wallet back i am pretty sure you can call the police and report her for theft or something of the sort?
Nov 24 2009 8:59PM
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3ski6guy0
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if oyu have her number call her and say if she doesnt give it back youll call the cops for stealing your wallet.
Nov 24 2009 9:04PM
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PC.
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Guys... I've said this. She left no number to call back. I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT BY NOW.
Nov 24 2009 9:08PM
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EastCoast315
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legit
Nov 24 2009 9:10PM
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BC.
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Clearly there are only two viable options.

First:

Hire Ninjas
Pros: Extremely efficient. She will be dead. Revenge will be exacted.
Cons: They might turn on you. Dealing with nefarious individuals. Expensive

Second:

Cry like a little girl on a internet forum to people who don't honestly care, and laugh at your misfortune.
Pros: None
Cons: Everything plausible, except maybe getting murdered by aforementioned ninjas.
Nov 24 2009 9:14PM
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PC.
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There are many viable options here.

I was thinking of putting out newspaper ads promising a million dollar reward for the wallet, and to meet me at a dark alley in North Portland. I would only bring a shovel.

Or I could go door to door with cute innocent pandas, asking if anyone has seen this wallet *holds up photo of wallet*.
Nov 24 2009 9:17PM
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Dosh
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there ya go!
Nov 24 2009 9:18PM
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vincepru
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haha i would do this^

but seriously, if she hasnt used your shit i think shes prolly helping you out so that some douchebag wouldnt get a hold of it and buy new skis and shit. dont come to rash conclusions. the "reward" thing is probably just a joke... relax
Nov 24 2009 9:25PM
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horner
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The classic newschoolers ironic statement, never fails.
Nov 24 2009 9:26PM
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Smuffy
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i like you
Nov 24 2009 9:34PM
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Che~
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werd
Nov 24 2009 10:13PM
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Peter.
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awkward
Nov 24 2009 10:15PM
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hank_hill
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how do you know it was a chick? just asking
Nov 24 2009 10:24PM
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gwhitey
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pee in butt?
Nov 24 2009 11:03PM
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oreopancake.
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Maybe she took like $10 or something, and some douchebag saw the note and wallet and took the rest? idk
Nov 24 2009 11:11PM
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frosted_flakes
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[imghttp://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/Gimme-My-Money-Back-Financial-Crisis-Ali-Velshi-unabridged-compact-discs-Oasis-Audio-books.jpg[/img]

Nov 24 2009 11:12PM
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PC.
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I know that it was a girl because the writing is most specifically feminine in nature.

I'd give her a straight shot to the ovaries, right to the baby maker.
Nov 25 2009 12:59AM
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