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Shit My Dad Says

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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
makes me almost want to get a twitter account
Nov 24 2009 4:25PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
bwahahaha.  I've always wished i had someone in my life like that
Nov 24 2009 4:47PM
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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
shits hilarious, apparently they signed him for a TV show. wanna take bets as to how long it will last?
Nov 24 2009 4:59PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
awesome my threads for later
Nov 24 2009 5:00PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
better:

http://twitter.com/shitbrogansays
Nov 24 2009 5:01PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
holy shit. that must be an awesome thanksgiving
Nov 24 2009 5:02PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

they are all great but these 2 made me LOL in my office. the girl that sits outside of my door thinks im crazy.

Nov 24 2009 5:04PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Thats actually sick
Nov 24 2009 5:10PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
I lol'd so fucking much
Nov 24 2009 5:12PM
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T-Holt
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Hahaha, so good.
Nov 24 2009 5:24PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
not bad for moving back home to live with your parents at 29. some people would cry, this guy tweets
Nov 24 2009 6:38PM
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