Last week some kids around 11 years old were ding dong ditching around where i live. I live close to detroit. So they ding dong ditch this one house and a guy comes out with a handgun. He shot all three of the kids. One died and the other two are in critical condition. I dont know how the two kids are doing and what the sentence is for the guy hat shot them. But isnt that so screwed up.
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
Anyway, I love how everyone calls bullshit on the kid who says he got in a fistfight with 3 people but fervently believe a story about how someone named "Fat Pat" robbed a kids friend in his Ford Expedition with an AK-47 and a Tazer. I still say, bullshit.
also a strip club somewhere in the woods where dances are 5 bucks, i got one this girl spread her ass it smelled like SHIT and had some thick black hairs, true story, i got the fuck out of there asap. huge buzzkill
The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?
reminds me of the time some gangsters shot my van at my van, i cranked the e brake and did the most perfect U turn drift anyone has ever seen, so slow and perfect, my head lights pointed right at them, I flicked on my high beams and pulled out my camera and got a picture of them and the guns, then they dropped there guns and ran. I ran them over all over and they got charged.
by guns i mean water guns, and i didn't take there pictures, and by run over i mean chased them, and no one got charged. but it sounds better that way, just like the OP's version of his story
It's pretty funny actually :D
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simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex - Lil_G
2 years ago i was nicky-nicky-nine-doorsing (ding-dong-ditching) and two cop cars showed up while we were hitting this one house. I jumped behind a tree in the guys front lawn and the cars searched the whole other side of the road. If they'd turned around i would have been so fucking busted. People need to get real about that shit.
I'm gonna take the side of the Clint Eastwood-esque man on this one. Fucking kids should know better to stay off his lawn. They should be lucky it wasnt a real gun.
me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
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the father of that kid is a fucking retard, and "inches away from the spine" could refer to anywhere on the back, like where is a good place to shoot some one running away? the head...nope, the legs....wont happen, the back? sounds good to me.... not that im condoning shooting someone, but its a damn pellet, not a fuckin firearm, so get over it
sucks to be hit by a pellat gun but thats not that fucked up, they just suck at the ditching part of ding dong ditching
I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash