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you are considered.
Thats terrible too but minus points for lack of originality
you get the Karma and it's not even your story, thats how bad that is.
HOLY SHIT!!! Winner! +KKKKKKKKKKK
Just to show you how sad your story is, Im gonna tell you mine.
We were both losing our virginity. I had to talk my mom into letting me take my new girlfriend out to her boyfriend's cabin. It was the first time we had stayed there, and as soon as my mom and her bf were asleep, we went to the guest room downstairs. We just fucked around for a while before she decided she was ready. So we were pretty young, and it hurt her pretty bad, and she said she thought she was bleeding, so she went to the bathroom. Turns out she was bleeding, but we didnt think it was that bad. I woke up in the morning to the sound of my mom coming into the room and then to screaming. I guess she bled a bit more than we thought, all over my mom's boyfriend's light blue sheets.
My mom and that guy broke up since then, but I saw him at the mountain and he wouldnt look at me.
I gave you mad Karma as well.
I shed a tear for you, sir.
Maybe that was my schoolboy-style way of telling her shes smokin...
It was just a joke man, take it easy.
Youre right. -K for myself.
Haha just kidding.
tHATS hilrious, you are my idol.
It is physically impossible to for me get a hardy when im drunk... Not a virginity story but ill tell it none the less. So i was at a house party with about 15 of my friends and i was having a great time(hitting the bottle hard). So this chick i had been hooking up with for a while was looking super sexy that night and i could tell she wanted it. So sure enough, at around halfway through the night she approaches me and says "meet me upstairs in 5 mins." So i throw down one more drink and head upstairs. after waiting for no more then a minute i am pleasently surprised to see that she brought her friend who also happens to be quite smoking. So we get down to it and they are getting freaky and hooxing with eachother and me and a few mins in a realise, "holy shit, how the hell do i not have a stiffy right now." i tried everything but i was litterally impotent. Now if that doesnt sound like a bad case of a bonerkill, we were also walked in on so my fun time ended there...
moral of the story: Don't get too drunk before having sex.