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Funnyest (fake) offer ever!

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TheDude
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i received this two days ago...obviousl;y a scam or somthing but still very funny.

I am a larger sized man and I am interested in learning how to ski. These skis look like just my size˙but I am worried about my weight. How fat can you be to go skiing? I would hate to have them snap in half. I currently weight 10,00lbs. Do you possibly know how much the chair lift can hold? Oh, and I am thinking about getting them waxed too...do I just ask for a Brazillian wax? Please help!
-Pablo

Nov 18 2009 9:25AM
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lifewithstyle
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yep, probably fake, but still funny! haha
Nov 18 2009 9:33AM
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PowderWhore15
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you got this in like your email or what?
Nov 18 2009 9:48AM
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Mr.Huck
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That's funny.  Just walking when you weigh a half a ton has got to be next to impossible.  Could you imagine how hard it would be to ski?  That would be like skiing with your whole family riding on your shoulders. Wait...
Nov 18 2009 11:38AM
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snowfreak14
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what? there is no way four people would be 10,000 pounds, and no one has ever been that fat
Nov 18 2009 1:31PM
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jamodeo
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10,000 lbs is 5 tons not half a ton a ton is 2000 lbs
Nov 18 2009 1:48PM
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Mr.Huck
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Thx.  snowfreak14$ may want to consider a refresher course in weights and measurements.  LAWL!
Nov 18 2009 2:15PM
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jstaiz
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it said 1,000
he put the (,) in the wrong spot making it look like 10,000
1,000--->10,00 ---> 10,000
Nov 18 2009 2:33PM
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ESB
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"Oh, and I am thinking about getting them waxed too...do I just ask for a Brazillian wax?"


Hahahahaha
Nov 18 2009 2:36PM
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short_and_steezy
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*Funniest
Nov 18 2009 2:44PM
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dirtylion27
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haha thats probably one of the funniest of those ive seen.
Nov 18 2009 2:57PM
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mski
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send him skis!
Nov 18 2009 3:32PM
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TheDude
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alas never got an email back.. i would love to meet said 10,000 ound person though hahaha
Nov 18 2009 5:46PM
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Totes_Magotes
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whoa.. nice catch
Nov 18 2009 5:48PM
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Mr.Luke
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Well he's really fat, and yes, his skis will in fact snap in half.
Nov 18 2009 5:51PM
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connory998
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send him back a message sugesting he gets invaders in 151 and mount some kids bindings on them, he probably dosent need over a din of 4
Nov 18 2009 7:19PM
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