apparently this is popular on the rants and raves part of craiglist. here's the first one i opened up....
1) I am a dirty slut. My numbers are in the hundreds. I tend to think that if I fuck a guy he'll fall in love with me. I know it's not going to happen, but I just keep thinking...
2) I cannot be trusted at all. I'll steal from you, I'll cheat on you, and I'll take advantage of you if I see the opportunity. I'm selfish and could give a fuck less about anyone, with the exception of my gorgeous children.
3) Once a month my best friend and I get drunk and have a 3 some with her husband. Only, I pretend to be drunk and when she passes out, her husband and I fuck in their kitchen.
4) I love the smell of my own farts.
5) I do not have a drivers license, a high school diploma and have 3 warrents out for my arrest. However, I somehow have managed to buy a nice car and I have an amazing job.
I absolutely love my life the way it is and do not wish to change anything about it.
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