I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
Game looks sick, but even if I had an Xbox I don't think I would be... it is fun but I think it would bore me pretty fast. Have fun though.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person