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LOL @ domestic dispute

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ElbridgeGerry
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There's this really shitty crackhouse down the road from me, it's like the only shitty house on the entire block and there are really drunk people inside yelling at each other.

Some of the gold so far

"I'm gonna fucking kill you" This beauty was said by about 3 different people.

"Get the fuck out of my fucking house you asshole" I didn't realize renters owned the house.

"I will stomp your head in bitch" dude sounds drunker than everyone else there.
Nov 16 2009 10:28PM
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washbaugh
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where do u live? thats a little more fucked up than funny
Nov 16 2009 10:32PM
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Dr.NS
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ya thats fucking weird man.
Nov 16 2009 10:32PM
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prontocuts.com
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call the cops and get on tv
Nov 16 2009 10:33PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Haliburton, Ontario. Our claim to fame is that they found one of the largest meth labs in Ontario history probably 10 minutes from my house.
Nov 16 2009 10:34PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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My town is so small we don't have a local news station.
Nov 16 2009 10:35PM
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timmi
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haha what the hell are sketchy people doing in haliburton. i thought that was all loaded cotagers.
Nov 16 2009 10:36PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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cottagers are only here during the summer. All the locals except a select few are poor as FUCK. We're officially the poorest county in Ontario, Manitoulin Island makes more money than we do!
Nov 16 2009 10:39PM
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saucybiscuits
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hahaha "im gonna stomp your head in bitch!!" i laughed
Nov 16 2009 10:40PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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It's really fucking funny, they're fighting in the front yard now. I can see it as I type.
Nov 16 2009 10:45PM
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skiierman
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wow dude, thats so sick. you should like hang with them and get street cred. who knows, maybe youll get shot. i heard you get a lotta juice for that.
Nov 16 2009 11:00PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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They're too poor to own guns. They smell like piss, I sure as hell am not hanging out with them.
Nov 17 2009 8:11PM
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prosnurfer
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sounds liek me and my old shitty hoe of a girlfriend
Nov 17 2009 8:46PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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grab a lawnchair, a beer and a camera!

take some pictures!

Nov 17 2009 8:54PM
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poh_money
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can you post some pics?
Nov 17 2009 9:22PM
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