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No alcohol contest

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kaspar^^
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
Me and one girl started a contest, who of us can last longer without alcohol, but we have to find some punishment for the loser.
So my quiestion would be, what could be the loser's punishment? :)
Nov 15 2009 3:45PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
Loser = winner's sex slave.
Nov 15 2009 3:46PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
alcohol poisoning.
Nov 15 2009 3:48PM
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BdoubleU
Posts: 880 - Karma: 291
^^^....would be good.

or you could both just get really drunk and fuck anyway? win win imo
Nov 15 2009 3:48PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Win or lose, you win. Unless she is into weird stuff. In which case, you lose, hard.
Nov 15 2009 3:50PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
loser buys the winner a bottle and a bag of soft, then you both get goosed. win-win
Nov 15 2009 3:52PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
you speak like you are dependent on alcohol...
Nov 15 2009 3:52PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
I'd win more if she was into weird stuff... chicks who are boring in bed piss me off.
Nov 15 2009 3:54PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i know right. how hard is it to not drink?
Nov 15 2009 3:58PM
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kaspar^^
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
im pretty much sure i can last longer, :D but she doesn't want any sex involved punishments... ;)
Nov 15 2009 4:00PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
why the fuck are you dating this chick?
Nov 15 2009 4:07PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
whre did he say that...?
Nov 15 2009 4:09PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
this is the worst contest ive ever heard.
Nov 15 2009 5:17PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
ah. i guess i totally imagined that part.

in that case, why is this chick having a contest which results in the loser being punished, where the punishments cant be related to sex?
Nov 15 2009 5:24PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,774
what would you be trying to prove?


Nov 15 2009 5:25PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Man, you stoopit.
Nov 15 2009 5:28PM
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IanAdams
Posts: 281 - Karma: 89
This.
Nov 15 2009 5:29PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
harder than one might think

Nov 15 2009 5:34PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
the sex one sounds good
Nov 15 2009 5:34PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444

friends bond when you drink together

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Nov 15 2009 5:47PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
took ns way less time than i thought to come up with some sex related joke
Nov 15 2009 5:53PM
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Frazelli
Posts: 623 - Karma: 339
something with sex or the loser cant drink for another i dunno 2 weeks or something
Nov 15 2009 9:39PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
if you lose she gets to have sex with you. if she loses you get to have sex with her.
Nov 15 2009 9:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
why are you winking at us? it makes me feel awkward
Nov 15 2009 9:45PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6
This
Nov 15 2009 9:46PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
real question is, is she hot? I want pics
Nov 15 2009 9:47PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
This contest should be reformatted to be a "no sobriety contest"

Staying sober isn't challenging, it just sucks.
Nov 15 2009 9:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
just make her buy you a jug if she loses. or vice versa
Nov 15 2009 9:49PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
is it that hard not to drink?

it's a retarded contest...it's not like you won't be able to last, you're just seeing how long you can go without substance assisted fun
Nov 15 2009 9:50PM
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Frazelli
Posts: 623 - Karma: 339
let us kno who wins!
Nov 15 2009 9:51PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
ya really. A much better contest would be both of you get addicted to meth and you have a contest on who can last longer without that.
Nov 15 2009 10:06PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
this
Nov 15 2009 10:10PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
why would you make that bet? totally not worth it imo
Nov 15 2009 10:19PM
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roor
Posts: 946 - Karma: -80
are you by chance a moron or a mormon?
Nov 15 2009 10:23PM
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creamypies
Posts: 143 - Karma: 11
haha yes
Nov 15 2009 10:27PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
hahahahah that was a well needed laugh!


seriously though, this contest sucks, i would rather get drunk...
Nov 15 2009 10:28PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i think its a pretty good bet. i know i cant not drink when im out at a party.
Nov 15 2009 10:32PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hahahahahahahahaha
Nov 15 2009 10:57PM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
hes not, cock shiner.

jk i just wanted to say that.
Nov 15 2009 11:57PM
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