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Luckiest drunk bitch on planet earth.

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wh@t
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ladies! dont be this bz!


Nov 15 2009 2:17AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
epic. holy shit.
Nov 15 2009 2:18AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
hahahhas stupid drunk bitches..
Nov 15 2009 2:19AM
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mski
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blackout
Nov 15 2009 2:24AM
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low_fidelity
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hahaha damn i wish she got hit
Nov 15 2009 2:25AM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
hahaha.. gotta love the beer
Nov 15 2009 2:28AM
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lineskier10
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yea blackout x2
Nov 15 2009 2:49AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Oh man, she was so drunk she was ZOMBIED!
Nov 15 2009 2:51AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
Shame, would've been more entertaining if she got pwned.
Nov 15 2009 2:53AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
wow haha
Nov 15 2009 3:29AM
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ski-swagga
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ha five feet and she woulda been dead.
Nov 15 2009 3:35AM
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skiierman
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i wish she got hit. one less dumb bitch.
Nov 15 2009 3:49AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332

jesus dude.

Nov 15 2009 4:18AM
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dmc12380
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nice strike
Nov 15 2009 4:21AM
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factory81
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These are the risks I don't take living in a metro city.

Imagine falling in that shit just sober and getting knocked unconscious. At the same time america showed they have an IQ above 3 today by signaling for the train.......to stop.

I was waiting for those watching near by to get their cell phone cam's out.......
Nov 15 2009 8:51AM
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L.U.P.E.
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i hate stupid drunk bitches
Nov 15 2009 9:00AM
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wh@t
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well ive been in all over the world in cities metro systems and ive never seen a dumber person. if shes drunk i dont get why she was standing right next to the fucking train. i never do that and i use the metro here when im drunk all the time. but i guess shes drunk and it impairs judgement. but even so, i dont see how even a drunk person would stand that fucking close to the edge. idiot.
Nov 15 2009 9:05AM
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MEGAZORD
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Shes leaning against the wall because she cant stand.  She would have been fine if she didnt lose her balance.
Nov 15 2009 10:29AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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blame it on the goose
Nov 15 2009 10:30AM
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Blurst
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I really didn't know that those trains could stop that quickly. I figured someone was going to jump in and pull her out.
Nov 15 2009 10:34AM
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t-roy
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i wasn't expecting the train to stop that quick, but it must have been slowing down to stop there anyways and just pulled the brake a little harder. nice job arm waving guys.
Nov 15 2009 10:44AM
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wh@t
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she was leaning on the wall dangerously close to the tracks. why not sit down on the benches in the terminal? shes dumb.
Nov 15 2009 10:50AM
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TreePatroller
Posts: 612 - Karma: 23

natural selection fucked with again.

Nov 15 2009 10:54AM
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VT_scratch
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too bad your karma was already at zero :(




one lucky woman
Nov 15 2009 10:55AM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
She's drunk! She doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.
Nov 15 2009 11:33AM
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washbaugh
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Every time ive been drunk taking a train in a city ive wondered how many people prolly fall onto the tracks. seems like it should happen all the time
Nov 15 2009 11:57AM
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-fungus-
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damn
Nov 15 2009 12:05PM
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sarahskis
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well, granted she was hammered enough to fall into the path of a moving train, but i can see how it happens. I've nearly tripped walking in sober
Nov 15 2009 12:06PM
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SKIU4EA
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that's the problem..... she's oblivious.  where in her brain process was there any sliver of common sense.

Nov 15 2009 12:10PM
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no_steeze
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another reason why technology (epic brakes) is interfering with darwinism
Nov 15 2009 12:11PM
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CKpolicy
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nobody else is disturbed by how many people wanted to watch that woman die? what the fuck...
Nov 15 2009 12:25PM
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no_steeze
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they just didn't want to jump in the tracks and get killed by a moving train as well

they were trying to get her to wake up and gtfo but they knew the train was coming and weren't about to jump into the tracks and have 2 people get killed
Nov 15 2009 12:36PM
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CKpolicy
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no not the people in the video, the kids in this forum.
Nov 15 2009 12:46PM
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SKIU4EA
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^  I'm sure most of the people here would have pushed her back in when the next train came by
Nov 15 2009 12:50PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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what a surprise...


Nov 15 2009 12:52PM
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low_fidelity
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jesus i am really, really surprised at how hard it is for people to understand a joke. do you honestly think that we wished for another human being to die? you are a fucking idiot if you cant understand that.
Nov 15 2009 12:54PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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OhMyBosh does

"inb4" him typing a bunch of shit about how he's actually normal...
Nov 15 2009 12:56PM
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CKpolicy
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maybe if you took a step back you'd realize that you arent fucking funny. That is the point of a joke right? So if you were not attempting to make people laugh, and you really do not wish to see her die, what you were doing was hunting for attention. so, fuck yourself.
Nov 15 2009 12:57PM
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doublexl
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damn she came reall close to touching the third rail. lucky for sure
Nov 15 2009 1:10PM
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jamodeo
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skierman skierman strikes whenever a skier can
Nov 15 2009 1:32PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
You really do take my posts on here way too seriously.
Nov 15 2009 1:48PM
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eastAR5
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that's right near my house in the 617..... i served that girl vodka earlier. dumb fucking bitch. if i ride the T blackout it doesn't mean im falling in the tracks. My blackout instinct is better than that
Nov 15 2009 2:03PM
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gmack24
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that's crazy. there's a gif where some deranged psycho pushes a guy in front of a subway train going full speed
Nov 15 2009 2:09PM
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superpoluha
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bitch shoulda gotten hit, she had it comming... looks like its a lesson then!
Nov 15 2009 2:16PM
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no_steeze
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i'm pretty sure they're joking
Nov 15 2009 2:37PM
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