b) you stole skis
c) it's okay, because I left them out to see if anyone would ACTUALLY steal them
d) sorry they aren't in very good condition
e) i thought it was kind of funny
f and most important) there was only one binding on the 2 skis! I have the other binding. i either want to give you the other p12 or have the one that you don't want....but either way, what's the point in each of us having one binding!?