Basically I was drunk/high one night and came up with this idea, now my friends know me because of this theory.
The basic gist of it is you are stuck inside an enclosed space, like 800m x 800m space. Now lets say 1,000 6 year olds are unleashed on you, would you be able to fight them all off?
You could take this argument various ways. Lets say there is one super kid who rallies them all against you and mounts a tactical offense. Or they could all just be dumb kids who drool and beg for mommy as you pound their faces into the ground. The one thing thats good to change around is the ages of the kids, what age can they start putting up a fight? What about a 1,000 9 year olds?
Personally I think that I could utterly wreck these kids, regardless of endurance. Sure a 1,000 is a lot, but all I have to do is throw 1,000 good kicks. Maybe not even a 1,000, most of them might get scared off when they see their friends pummeled.
Bring this up at your next party, great conversation starter.