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Sending a text message and peeing is never a good idea

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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that sending a text while peeing is never a good idea with your Blackberry. I learned the hard way.
Nov 10 2009 9:12PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
lolz
Nov 10 2009 9:12PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
yeah same here. thanks to insurance though i can do it whenever i want. just keep your BB backed up on your computer so you have no worries
Nov 10 2009 9:14PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
thats a deadly multi task
Nov 10 2009 9:16PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
True that, I am stoked Blackberry Desktop Manager just came out with a Mac version. I was able to back it up last week. I don't have insurance, but I do work for an Authorized Dealer for at&t.
Nov 10 2009 9:18PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
peeing and having sex is never a good idea too.
Nov 10 2009 9:19PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
adjusting your retainer while peeing is also a bad idea
Nov 10 2009 9:20PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Is that possible to do at the same time?
Nov 10 2009 9:20PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
unless its buttsex
Nov 10 2009 9:22PM
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eheath
Posts: 61091 - Karma: 118,095
I've been on the edge with that technique a few times, actually dropped my phone once and it bounced off of the rim to the ground, i about shit myself.
Nov 10 2009 9:22PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
i tried brushing my teeth and peeing at the same time, got the same results as you
Nov 10 2009 9:25PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
i was at a party in college once and had just gotten digits from the hottest girl i've ever gotten a number from and tried to save her name while i was peeing and promptly dropped my phone in the toilet. opportunity ruined, lesson learned.
Nov 10 2009 9:25PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Ha! Standing up and taking a piss then you shit your pants. Bad deal.
Nov 10 2009 9:27PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
I lifted my sweatshirt up to take a piss and my blackberry fell out of my pocket and straight into the bowl. It sucked so bad. I feel your pain man
Nov 10 2009 9:28PM
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ferrinski86
Posts: 774 - Karma: 10
ive done it before too. I was texting and tried to slide my phone into my hoodie pocket... well i missed the pocket and down into the toilet. it worked for like 10 minutes before it went south. insurance tho...
Nov 10 2009 11:20PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
you wanna do me a favor and stop making stupid threads? thanks
Nov 10 2009 11:29PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
you dropped your blackberry in the toilet while peeing AND brushing your teeth?

SHIT DUDE.
Nov 10 2009 11:30PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
i know someone who had that happen
Nov 10 2009 11:31PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
I'll see what I can do, no promises though. Everyone that participated in this thread seem to think it was at least a little funny. Thanks for the input though.
Nov 10 2009 11:32PM
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CaptainKirk
Posts: 344 - Karma: 10
Sneezing while taking a piss is the worst.
Nov 10 2009 11:39PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
One time I almost did that but I decided to smack the shit out of my phone into the wall (it was either that or a completely ruined phone). The guy in the stall next to mine had no idea what was going on. "Oh shi- *smack* *clunk* fuuuuuuck that was close".
Nov 10 2009 11:42PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Deciding while drunk to film the toilet bowl and the line of piss going into it while concentrating on not filming any dick is quite the task. And not a good idea. That could have turned out bad.
Nov 10 2009 11:52PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i do it all the time with my full keyboard on my env2, cause the front broke, no big deal.
Nov 11 2009 12:00AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
you know its bad when people are so attached to their phones that they cant wait a minute before responding to a text...
Nov 11 2009 12:04AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
I gotta ask, why do you center every post. Just sayin its fuckin annoying.

BTW im glad my phone has never gone swimming, it may drown :S
Nov 11 2009 12:04AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i only use my phone if i am pooping.
Nov 11 2009 12:06AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
mmmmm fecal coliform...
Nov 11 2009 12:11AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Something different.
Nov 11 2009 12:16AM
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NW_Rider
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Nov 11 2009 12:23AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
This thread failed me. I was thinking this was going to be a story about how you were taking a leak and mistakenly took a pic of your cock and txtd it to your mom or sister.
Nov 11 2009 12:26AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
lol wtf?

i almost fell off my chair.
Nov 11 2009 12:33AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You heard. Your thread gets my stamp of failure.


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Nov 11 2009 12:40AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Hey, it's better than nothing. I'll take it! YAY
Nov 11 2009 12:45AM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
hahahaha i just shotgunned 2 beers and 5 min later i read this thread and lost harcore
Nov 11 2009 12:48AM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
Hmmm I'm gona go try to text and pee at the same time and see if I can do it
Nov 11 2009 12:52AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
dude i totally agree. same thing happened to me but apparently my phone is water proof
Nov 11 2009 12:52AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
It's better if you have had a few drinks.
Nov 11 2009 12:59AM
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snowfreak14
Posts: 370 - Karma: 209
haha what?
Nov 11 2009 1:05AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
OMG taht m8ks 2 uv us!!!
Nov 11 2009 1:16AM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
i lose
Nov 11 2009 1:49AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
SOOO HARDCORE!

extreme dude! you are sooo sponsored by redbull...



pause...












NOT!




fucking homo
Nov 11 2009 2:03AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
why is most of your shit centered?
Nov 11 2009 2:04AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
shut the fuck up. he already explained that...
Nov 11 2009 2:11AM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
eheath pees sitting down, actually.
Nov 11 2009 2:29AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
my cousin aways gets texts from his friend kriss about kriss taking dumps in various restaurants.
Nov 11 2009 8:44AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
It's not something different, it is something that is fucking annoying.  If you really want some sort of signature to your posts I am sure you can think of something better than centering.
Nov 11 2009 9:19AM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
exact same thing happened to me, just it was with my mouth guard, it was not a fun game to play.
Nov 11 2009 10:54AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
i know a kid who did this. i laghed so hard..
Nov 11 2009 11:08AM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
im assuming you have never experienced the latter
Nov 11 2009 11:24AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 11 2009 11:26AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I'm with you on this.
Nov 11 2009 11:27AM
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