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Mom just found my used rubber.....

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reverendwrong
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well this should be a fun talk
Nov 5 2009 9:53PM
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gbirrd
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AWESOME STORY.

first

Nov 5 2009 9:55PM
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K2skipunk
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Just hope there isnt poop on it.
Nov 5 2009 9:56PM
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dylanb
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Well, was she proud of you or what?
Nov 5 2009 9:56PM
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T-Holt
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Report back with the convo.
Nov 5 2009 9:57PM
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notomatoplz
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in for updates.
Nov 5 2009 9:57PM
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brody
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well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
Nov 5 2009 9:58PM
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SteezyOhio
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putting that in your pocket wasnt a good idea was it. /idiot
Nov 5 2009 9:58PM
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uni-corn
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Did she do one of those "fist bump" things that all those hipster kids are doing?
Nov 5 2009 9:59PM
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Mr.Panda
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That is why you tie that bitch in a note and then flush it.
Nov 5 2009 9:59PM
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the_moderaper
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secretly record it as a sound on your cell and post it on here lol.
Nov 5 2009 9:59PM
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notomatoplz
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ahah oh man,  havn't heard that one before.
Nov 5 2009 10:01PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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please remind me how to tie something in a note
Nov 5 2009 10:01PM
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skiierman
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sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
Nov 5 2009 10:02PM
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Ben.
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skierman strikes again.
Nov 5 2009 10:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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Goddamnit.... knot. Someone kill me now.
Nov 5 2009 10:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Ask her if she would prefer you not to use one and knock the girl up.
Nov 5 2009 10:05PM
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pmw
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thats weird that you had a used rubber lieing around for you mom to find. unless you kept it for sentimental reasons, thats chill
Nov 5 2009 10:07PM
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Tinga
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where was it that she was able to find it?
Nov 5 2009 10:07PM
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1337
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truth. my threads for the talk
Nov 5 2009 10:08PM
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Dobies.
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give us a brief dialouge of the conversation PLEASE hahaha
Nov 5 2009 10:09PM
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Che~
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haha
my threads
Nov 5 2009 10:13PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
if shes the real christian type tell her that you just wanted to try one on for size.

if that doesnt work just tell her a jesus joke of some sort so it will enrage her more than the fact that her son is having premarital sex.

whats the differnce between jesus and a picture of jesus?



only takes one nail to hang up a picture.

and next time, wrap it in a tissue before you toss it in the trash
Nov 5 2009 10:15PM
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SARTRON
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oh....so thats why i is sickly?
Nov 5 2009 10:15PM
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skiierman
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we didnt use one, remember?
Nov 5 2009 10:16PM
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SARTRON
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no no, i didnt use one on you, sorry.
Nov 5 2009 10:17PM
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skiierman
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yeah i wasnt a fan of dental dams. isnt it strange we didnt use a condom but used a dental dam? lol, what are the odds?
Nov 5 2009 10:19PM
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BC.
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why were you keeping a used condom lying around? sentimental reasons?
Nov 5 2009 10:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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when in doubt, ask advice dog....

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Nov 5 2009 10:21PM
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SARTRON
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yea...tell your mom ill buy her a whole new pack!
Nov 5 2009 10:22PM
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skiierman
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nah she doesnt need those anymore. who we kidding?
Nov 5 2009 10:25PM
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Spinoza
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haha
Nov 5 2009 10:25PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I must say, NS is producing quite hilarious threads tonight. Keep up the good work!
Nov 5 2009 10:26PM
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Shlogan
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report?
Nov 5 2009 10:27PM
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flexpattern
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rubber dub dub! scruba scrub scrub!
Nov 5 2009 10:30PM
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*simba*
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this thread and the remade found a gun thread made me laugh for like 10 minutes streight
Nov 5 2009 10:32PM
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SKIU4EA
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Oh shit! it's been over an hour since he's responded..... Mom must be washing his mouth out with the used condom
Nov 5 2009 10:40PM
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sirskizalot
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Haha stoked to hear the story.
Nov 5 2009 10:43PM
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Dobies.
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haha, you know she has been talking to him that whole time too.. just that awkward talk.  damn. i feel for him. I'm sure he'll come back soon and let us know how it went down.
Nov 5 2009 10:44PM
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Brock.
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threeeeeaaadddsss!!!
Nov 5 2009 10:48PM
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pianoman
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Nov 5 2009 10:57PM
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Whifazoo
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^^
Nov 5 2009 11:03PM
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T-Holt
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You would say you would be.
Nov 5 2009 11:11PM
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factory81
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You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
Nov 5 2009 11:21PM
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Mailbox
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Why wouldnt you throw it out?
Nov 5 2009 11:24PM
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Dobies.
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haha your the man.

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Nov 5 2009 11:48PM
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jeremy.g
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i want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
Nov 5 2009 11:49PM
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SteezyOhio
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ok, give me $5.
Nov 5 2009 11:50PM
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Dobies.
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ten bucks says she locked him in the basement and only plans on feeding him a couple times a week
Nov 5 2009 11:50PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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tell her you jerk off into them for easy clean up.
Nov 5 2009 11:51PM
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Mr.Panda
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If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him.
Nov 5 2009 11:52PM
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