i just got some new pants. they're kick ass, and they have a fly that has buttons instead of a zipper. thought it was sweet till i had to pee. you know how buttons stick the first few times you wear new pants? imagine trying to piss at a urinal with 6 times as many. it seriously took me 4 or 5 minutes to piss. anyone else have the new button problem?
when in basketball shorts i just lift up the bottom and wiggle'er out through there
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer