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How about this for an essay?

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-Alpha2-
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 We have to write personal essays in our english class so i decided to do a Process Analysis essay (which is basically an essay that instructs you how to do something), anyways i decided to write my essay to instruct people how to fail english class. how does that sound?
Nov 3 2009 6:36PM
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daytripper67
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your teacher's not gonna like that unless it is spectacular
Nov 3 2009 6:38PM
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Ski.Ballet
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Sounds like you know a lot about the subject.
Nov 3 2009 6:38PM
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skijunkiedtm
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sounds like your an immature smart ass.
Nov 3 2009 6:38PM
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Parrish
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Go for it.
Nov 3 2009 6:40PM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
i like it
Nov 3 2009 6:41PM
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zylstra
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i did a process paper on how to do a switch 270 switch up pretzel 270 out
Nov 3 2009 6:44PM
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Spinoza
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it makes my mind hurt.
if you do well on the paper then nobody is going to think your content is legit;  the only way your content could be right is if you get a bad mark,     i think the conclusion is that it is impossible for you to get a good mark on this paper if thats your topic

Nov 3 2009 6:57PM
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OhMyBosh
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Do it. Everyone else will be writing boring ass essays on how to do something that is one of their hobbies etc. Be original.
Nov 3 2009 6:59PM
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amo
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Last year I wrote a personal essay in english 10 about how I am not motivated to succeed when it comes to school and basically about how I don't try. My teacher have me a 100% and read it aloud to the class. It was a pretty good feeling.
Nov 3 2009 7:01PM
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