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Obsessedwski
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What do you see when you look at Canada?
Whats better in the States compared to us?

I need to write an essay about a Canadian issue from an American's point of view. We're essentially writing the opposite to Margaret Atwood's "A Letter to America", and I'm completely stumped for a topic.
I'm going to use this with my brainstorming, so anything goes as long as its not offensive to anyone.
Nov 3 2009 2:07AM
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dmc12380
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lower drinking age, lumber, montreal
Nov 3 2009 2:08AM
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Piste.Off
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We see mounties, hockey, snow, cold, french people, people that say eh a lot, people not important enough to live in the U.S..
Basically, us Americans believe in every Canadian stereotype there is. No joke, its the truth.
Nov 3 2009 2:13AM
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Ben.
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99% of americans think your healthcare is a shitpile, and you all are just too stupid to not like it. that could be fun
Nov 3 2009 2:14AM
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Mr_Orange
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If you get sick and spend a month in the hospital with mutiple treatments and dont have heath insurance... there goes the money for your post secondary education. If I break every bone in my body, get cancer, aids, bang my head and spend 3 years in a coma in the hospital it costs me and my family next to nothing

ye your right buddy canadas heathcare is terrible.

watch the film SiCKO.

Nov 3 2009 2:20AM
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Mr.Panda
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He was being sarcastic fuck nuts.

I see maple syrup and hockey. Possibly moose hunting, ice fishing, and maybe curling.
Nov 3 2009 2:21AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh yeah, fucking amazing heli and cat skiing ops that we don't get here in WA state at least.
Nov 3 2009 2:22AM
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Mr_Orange
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ye... ima go to bed now...
Nov 3 2009 2:25AM
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Mr.Panda
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Haha, it's all good. But, if you pay attention to Ben in the healthcare shitstorm threads he was being sarcastic in that last post.
Nov 3 2009 2:26AM
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Ben.
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hahaha no, im all for Canadian healthcare. however most of america is too stupid to realize how good you all have it.
Nov 3 2009 2:26AM
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ATLskier
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wow, this is turning into a healthcare thread

americans see nature:
mountains, tons of evergreen trees, beavers, moose, polar bears, all the shit yall have on your coins...maple leafs.

see hockey, pointless TV towers, canadian beer,

watch the movie Canadian Bacon.


To the kid that says his family doens't have to pay for health care...its called taxes
Nov 3 2009 2:31AM
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Leeyum
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I think of eh alot thats for sure, also its amazing how big of a country it is so much land that I have no idea about
Nov 3 2009 2:31AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh yeah, the license plate for the Yukon.
Nov 3 2009 2:33AM
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Ben.
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hahaha i wasnt trying to turn it into one. but it seems like a prime easy issue to do.
Nov 3 2009 2:35AM
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Mr.Panda
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yeah dude, the only real "political/real issue" in Canada that Americans at least think they know about is socialized medicine. Outside of that it is the stereotypical posts you have seen so far. Igloos, hockey, maple syrup, and bears. And that damn Yukon license plate. IT'S THE SHAPE OF A DAMN BEAR!!!!
Nov 3 2009 2:37AM
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Ben.
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and that the canadian military consists of ONLY mounties.
Nov 3 2009 2:39AM
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Mr.Panda
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Dude, the Canadian Special Forces are some of the best in the world only really matched by the British SAS. And this is coming from someone that is seriously thinking about joining either the Navy to be a SEAL or the Marines. The SAS help train the SEALs and Recon Marines after they are done with hell week and are officially accepted. The only thing that the US military has on Canada and the SAS, is purely logistical stuff, meaning the technology they use, pure amount of weapons, ammuntion, and just, well, stuff.
Nov 3 2009 2:46AM
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chacho
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Nov 3 2009 4:39AM
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nickyp
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In Soviet Russia, bears are in the shape of license plates...
Nov 3 2009 5:02AM
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Static
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that's pretty accurate
Nov 3 2009 5:03AM
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Elg
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ahaha africa is not even on there!!!
Nov 3 2009 5:56AM
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soulskier
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for the most part we arent so different

my family has a cottage on lake erie in canada, and there anyways it isnt really any different from living in michigan

i'm surprised how into american politics our neighbors there are

and one time on a chairlift in whistler, a middle age guy was complaining to me about america as if everything was my fault, that was my only bad experience with a canadian, ever.
Nov 3 2009 8:21AM
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dbstar
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americans pay almost the same taxes as canadians
Nov 3 2009 8:29AM
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lineskier53
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Well stereotypically...cold, people that say eh, french, skiing, maple syrup, tim hortons, mountains, emptiness, toronto, montreal.

And on a ski trip i planned in high school, we had a girl who talked to the Canadians we met and asked if they really lived in igloos and didn't know what hotdogs were...

And I'm at a military academy in Vermont, so we joke about the Canadian Army all the time. And we say how Canada's not really a country...just America's hat lol.

Nov 3 2009 8:30AM
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Pinguu
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Robin, from "How I met Your Mother"
Nov 3 2009 9:02AM
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GayWolf420
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if i had a choice, i would live in Canada other than the states because Canada is way more badass
Nov 3 2009 9:04AM
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triebby
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This about sums it up:


Nov 3 2009 9:26AM
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Armanzoid
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But Republicans said you're are a bunch of evil communist cancer patient killing monsters? You mean to say they are wrong?
Nov 3 2009 9:28AM
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eNeRGy
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everythings better in canada
Nov 3 2009 9:46AM
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eNeRGy
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everythings better in canada
Nov 3 2009 9:46AM
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T-Holt
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Hahaha, what happened to Africa?
Nov 3 2009 9:48AM
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MatRich
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wow! that is pretty textbook propoganda.

heres my response: break an arm in canada:

fixed in a day, doesnt cost a thing

break an arm in USA: fixed in a day... months of debt

Get a brain tumour in usa: your alive and kicking but you are covered in debts for ever

same brain tumour in canada: it may be curable with public and cost you next to nothing. if they say no... go to public hospital and you have the same debts as in america.

the point is that depending on the severity of your illness you can be refused public healthcare coverage but that just means your not getting a reduction on the price or time so you go to private and get the normal price.

Nov 3 2009 9:58AM
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Armanzoid
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I know that shit is insane, but they had that running on TV constantly like 2 months ago. I laughed every time I saw it.
Nov 3 2009 10:01AM
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.frenchy
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hi frenchy
Nov 3 2009 10:01AM
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Pinguu
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that's part of the joke... No one in America cares about Africa
Nov 3 2009 11:14AM
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Mr.Panda
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This is going to sound incredibly racist but I don't mean it in any racial way. Outside of South Africa, Kenya, Ethiopia, and Egypt... are there any countries in Africa where the people in it AREN'T killing each other constantly?
Nov 3 2009 11:16AM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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I see Canada as cold, vast, full of frenchies, lots of horses and Good Weed,

Canadian Beaster is awesome : D

Nov 3 2009 11:25AM
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Tasche
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Whats better in the states...  hum

Better big cities, beaches, 10X as many people (if that is good), pretty much all the pop culture comes from the US, Vegas, military.  Other than that I pretty much look at Canada as part of America.

As much as you Canadians want to be different we are pretty much the same people separated by a made up border.  I feel the exact same in Canada as I do in the US and you guys have the same percentage of racist, fat, stupid, people that we do so stop trying to be all arrogant all the time.
Nov 3 2009 11:26AM
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yourthemannowdog
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when i look north i see a better version of the US, lower obesity ratio(Thank god), more nature to explore, cool people, good prices on bud, and overall just a better US
Nov 3 2009 11:32AM
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Mr.Panda
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Only difference, the international community doesn't see theirs. It's like on news day in Canada they hide all the douchebags or something.
Nov 3 2009 11:33AM
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JStrathern
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i dont think so
Nov 3 2009 11:40AM
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Mr.Panda
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Outside the ones I listed and even those ones are having problems. Europe seriously fucked up the line drawing in Africa when they left.
Nov 3 2009 11:42AM
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.AR6rider
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speaking of healthcare i broke my ankle last night, got it fixed, and didnt have to pay a cent!
Nov 3 2009 11:51AM
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Caveman.
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meh.. at least not around here. I live about 2 hours from the border and many Canadiens come here to shop because we are the closest populated area for many of them. Sure people joke about the stereotypes but most people realize they are basically the same people.
Nov 3 2009 12:17PM
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skiminnesota
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you have funny shaped heads. you also say "aboot" instead of about. haha

/southpark references.
Nov 3 2009 12:34PM
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GratefulDead
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I think canadas perdy cool. The money has a lower value and its stupid how you can use us dollars there but not canadian dollars here.
Nov 3 2009 12:35PM
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afrocentric
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I think maybe Morrocco could be added to that list?? Im not too current on the events in Africa.

I do agree however that the Euros severly screwed that continent when drawing the borders.

On topic: Im not american, but when Americans come to Vancouver, they are always blown away when they see people smoking a joint infront of a Starbucks, The library or at the Art gallery. I have a friend who is a cop in South WA st, and he tells me some pretty hilarious stories about busting kids with drugs. Point Im trying to make is, drugs are looked at by the law much differently up here, in my opinion, maybe not the harder drugs, but Marijuana for sure...

Another thing, Do you americans have "safe injection sites" for heroin addicts? You could maybe do something on that.

Nov 3 2009 1:00PM
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Mr.Panda
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I think Australia has something like that. I know they have sharps boxes (the red box you deposit the used needles) in all their bathrooms.
Nov 3 2009 1:06PM
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k-rob
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decent thread actually, i'm impressed NS.
Nov 3 2009 1:07PM
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Tasche
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There is this burrito place in Whistler, I am sure some of you guys know about it.  But we went there several times when I was out there.  Anyway the girl working there was so high that she never once charged us for anything.  Never made an attempt to.


We bought weed from her.
Nov 3 2009 1:07PM
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Mr.Panda
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Where in the town is it? Cause I think I have been there.
Nov 3 2009 1:08PM
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