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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_tests/

I got 114. Now we all know iq tests dont test your full field of knowledge dont we? so you can all hop off that bandwagon and give 'er a shot. 

Nov 2 2009 9:35PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
263, I win.
Nov 2 2009 9:36PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
[IMG]thenervousbreakdown.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/29/bush_stupid.jpg[/IMG] 
Nov 2 2009 9:37PM
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shragler
Posts: 572 - Karma: 32
142 i got invited to join the club
Nov 2 2009 9:37PM
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NS_back_stabber
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
102 clicking random buttons
Nov 2 2009 9:40PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
that test is bullshit, I actually took it once, got like 95, then went back and just picked a for every answer and got 130.
Nov 2 2009 9:41PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
152
suck me beautiful
Nov 2 2009 9:41PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
111 lol im average at a 10th grade education.
Nov 2 2009 9:47PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3589 - Karma: 1,065
99, mostly from clicking random buttons. i didn't understand the box ones at all
Nov 2 2009 9:48PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
201 ahhhhh
Nov 2 2009 9:49PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
im too lazy to take the test but i got a 36 in science on the act
Nov 2 2009 9:54PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
count me out i got a 105
Nov 2 2009 9:57PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
this only reinforces how terrible my math skills are.
Nov 2 2009 9:57PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
psh i'm asian. i dont even have to take the test. haha jokes.
Nov 2 2009 9:58PM
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Gnarwall
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 50
121, I sort of didn't give a shit though, haha.
Nov 2 2009 9:59PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
30000.

Lick my butthole.
Nov 2 2009 10:00PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117

123

ive got mono fuck you guys i cant concentrate

Nov 2 2009 10:03PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i got a 117 and im in 10th grade
Nov 2 2009 10:04PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
129 twice in a row
Nov 2 2009 10:04PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
haha you are asian too andy. you don't even need to take the test.
Nov 2 2009 10:04PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
You fucking suck haha, how can you use a computer?
Nov 2 2009 10:06PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
it was too long. i couldnt get past the 4th question. rule me out.
Nov 2 2009 10:09PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
My sarcasm meter might be broke. but. what is there to a computer? you click buttons and your done.
Nov 2 2009 10:11PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i got a 128 but i have a bad concussion right now so i'm so out of it...the matching buttons ones were brutal for me, that's basically the same as a baseline concussion test
Nov 2 2009 10:23PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
168. I joined and they have nothing to offer lol. I've already been to MENSA got help with music scholarships for next year.
Nov 2 2009 10:24PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
107 :(
Nov 2 2009 10:31PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
damn I got 115
Nov 2 2009 10:35PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
136. Actually fairly accurate for such a quick/online test. $90 bucks for the membership? Riiiiight.

When I was in, ahem, "treatment" I scored a 140 on a gruelingly long test (Stanford-Binet).

Top 1% of the population..no biggie...yawn.
Nov 2 2009 10:43PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
P.S.

Best claim thread of all-time.
Nov 2 2009 10:44PM
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 135
So you got a perfect on science? thats kinda of hard to believe but props if you did.
Nov 2 2009 10:46PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
I just lost the game
Nov 2 2009 10:49PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
I lied...I took the WAIS III.
Nov 2 2009 10:51PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
99. got lazy on the boxes though
Nov 2 2009 10:52PM
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Joe_
Posts: 648 - Karma: 14
somehow i highly doubt that..... i don't think a legitimate iq test would ask you historical questions
Nov 2 2009 10:57PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
9001
Nov 2 2009 11:00PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
120
Nov 2 2009 11:03PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34

are you sure a 140 is in the top 1%
cuz i took one a while back and i got somewhere in the high 140s or low 150s

and my grandpa's was over 160. (Then again, he did graduate college at 19)

Nov 2 2009 11:05PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
119 and i am bllllaaaazed, im going to come back tomorrow and take it not high and see the difference
Nov 2 2009 11:16PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
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Nov 2 2009 11:17PM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
142. Pimp.
Nov 2 2009 11:17PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
142. that was kind of bullshit though... some of those were ridiculous. lus some of it was simple knowledge. i dont think iq should be based on knowledge
Nov 2 2009 11:33PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
For everyone who took it, don't let it inflate your ego.  It's an absolute bullshit test, designed to score you quite a bit higher than you would score on a real test, such as the Stanford-Binet.  They make it nearly impossible to not qualify, because they want your $90.

A true IQ test has nothing to do with how well you actually score, but how well you compare to others taking the test.  Scores are fit to a bell curve and the median is set to 100.  Therefore, half the people taking the test WILL score below 100, and half WILL score above.  If this test is actually done that way (highly likely, as it will inflate scores), all the knuckledraggers that click random shit or are just plain dumb will drive the scores of everyone else up.



Yeah, I'm in a shitty mood tonight.
Nov 2 2009 11:36PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Lol there was an episode of King of the Hill about this.
Nov 3 2009 12:04AM
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slash22
Posts: 94 - Karma: 5
well when i took an IQ test to get ADD meds i scored in the 99.8 percentile, 80% in the concentration section kinda brought me down
Nov 3 2009 12:08AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
ya but your penis is small

haha jokes again
Nov 3 2009 12:10AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
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But for some reason it doesn't seem legit. I find it ironic actually how they dupe people into paying $90 for a membership, just after telling them how smart they are.
Nov 3 2009 12:13AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
I'm positive. It's over two standard deviations higher than the median.

There's as much variance in the top 1% as there is in the first 99%.
Nov 3 2009 12:40AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
Most IQ tests have "general factual knowledge" sections.

They are slightly controversial though as they're obviously subject to cultural bias.

IQ tests are obviously flawed and don't really count for much.
Nov 3 2009 12:43AM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

121

Need a new Tv show, Are you smarther than a newschooler?

Nov 3 2009 12:47AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
132
Nov 3 2009 2:40AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Flawed because they only account for such a small part of how we use our minds. They don't tell you how smart you are, but give you a vague idea about your potential.

I've never seen a musical IQ test or creativity IQ test. Seems like the only thing IQ tests are good for is separating the normals from the douches in tweed jackets who sit on their asses and think they're better than everyone.
Nov 3 2009 2:44AM
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