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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Decided today that it was probably for the better. No more drinking or smoking for me.
Nov 2 2009 6:00PM
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bobo25
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
bets anyone?
Nov 2 2009 6:02PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
and watch, ur gonna be lucky and something like a cop is gin to walk in ur house, or something crazy like that that will show you how lucky you are
Nov 2 2009 6:02PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
lol wut
Nov 2 2009 6:03PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Cause cops walk into my house on the regs.
Nov 2 2009 6:05PM
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Scott27~
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You are trolling...~
Nov 2 2009 6:07PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
funny because his icon is the infamous "lol wut" lima bean
Nov 2 2009 6:08PM
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1337
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another???
Nov 2 2009 6:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
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funny because your name is icon.
Nov 2 2009 6:10PM
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dex.
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im 99.9% positive its a pear
Nov 2 2009 6:13PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
It's a pear.
Nov 2 2009 6:14PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
joining me since birth...
haha
Nov 2 2009 6:19PM
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Spinoza
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yeah it has to be a pear, look at the stem
Nov 2 2009 6:21PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Pears weird me out, dude. Where do you start with a pear? The top, the bottom? It's like...
Nov 2 2009 6:24PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
chaaarrrrrllllieeeeee
Nov 2 2009 6:25PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
don't call it straight edge if theres even a slight possibility that you'll break edge.
Nov 2 2009 6:27PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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fuck man what about an apple, that shit is round and doeesn't have a corner to start on...
Nov 2 2009 6:40PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Oh don't worry, I have a really good reason. It's also known as a bet. If I can abstain from drugs and alcohol until the end of highschool, I get 1000 dollars. That's how confident the other person is that I'm gonna lose. MWOUAHHAHAHAHAH
Nov 2 2009 6:41PM
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Mr.Panda
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So says the cat wearing a melon for a helmet.
Nov 2 2009 6:43PM
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doublexl
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what fruit has an edge on it?

and dont say bread.
Nov 2 2009 6:47PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
The grit helps your digestion by breaking up the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 2 2009 6:49PM
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vincepru
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cops walked into my house when i was passed out, my girlfriend had set off the alarm and if you set off my alarm on any door besides the garage door, if you dont turn it off within 10 secs the cops will come to your house if you dont pick up the phone call that you immediately receive. well she came back upstairs to bed, i had a 4oz bag sitting ontop of my TV along with a double bubbler and a bong, in plain sight. i wake up to "GATES MILLS PD COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" and im like "FUCK what the hell did i do?" i walk out of my room in boxers with one foot in my sweats trying to put my other leg in, clearly i was startled as fuck and had just woken up. they had their guns drawn and wouldnt put them down until i showed them my ID, even though the one cop knew who i was. they searched my room and didnt find the weed, but found the shotty under my bed. since then i hide everything, even if my parents are outta town
Nov 2 2009 6:57PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60

funny because your name is bnorris, your icon has nothing to do with your name and your posts never refer to your name

LOL WUT!?

this has been another quick seminar (sp?) with the professor BONERZ

Nov 2 2009 6:58PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Damn, close call.
Nov 2 2009 6:59PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
hi!!!!1!!!11!!!!!
Nov 2 2009 7:00PM
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Mike-O
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An excellent, nonsensical thread!

Good luck on your sobriety, if it feels good then go for it.
Nov 2 2009 7:01PM
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vincepru
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yeah but ive been thinking, since they didnt have a warrant even if they did find it, would they be able to do something about it?

i live in a very very nice neighborhood, the cops dont hassle us no matter what we do. they come check in on me whenever everybody is outta town, and they keep an eye on our house. so im kinda thinking they saw it but just let it slide because they didnt see the point in fucking with me because they know im a good kid.
Nov 2 2009 7:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING SIG?
Nov 2 2009 7:07PM
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TreePatroller
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a good kid that keeps a shotty under his bed? haha. and santa sleeps with a 9 under his pillow just incase the tooth fairy tries to rob his old ass.
Nov 2 2009 7:08PM
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vincepru
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nah its nothing like that, we got it because we used to have animals that stayed outside over night, and sometimes the raccoons or coyotes would get to them so we would use the shotty to get rid of them. my house is pretty old and big, and when your by yourself at night, you hear pretty weird shit happening. its there for defense, like just incase. you never know when some psychopath is gonna walk into your house...
Nov 2 2009 7:15PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I have a loaded .22 leaning against my night stand, but that's more so because sometimes when I wake up in the morning there are rabbits in my front yard..and rabbits are tasty.
Nov 2 2009 7:15PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
jeez, sounds sketch
Nov 2 2009 8:07PM
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vincepru
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lol no it just sounds like that. not sketchy at all, really really nice house (claim) but its just 40something years old, im thinking its haunted by the old people my parents bought the house from. they died a year after they moved out, and when they sold the house to us the lady told my mom that there would be one condition and that would be that they can come visit the house whenever, and my mom said sure as long as you dont scare the kids haha
Nov 2 2009 9:10PM
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daringharry.
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some crazy porn vid i showed him....
Nov 2 2009 9:13PM
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daringharry.
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says the panda....
Nov 2 2009 9:13PM
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inactive
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i havent smoked weed since june.
fuckin weird

Nov 2 2009 9:29PM
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M+M
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this all happened to me, and i was just about to smoke a joint and the cop saw us, found the joint on my friend and got him for possession, shit sucked
Nov 2 2009 9:35PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
damn dude thats rough, was this at your place?
Nov 2 2009 9:38PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
That's raunchy.
Nov 2 2009 9:39PM
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soulskier
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is that what that thing is?

i always thought it was a pear
Nov 2 2009 9:40PM
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