Ight so last night I head down to a friends house for a Halloween party. I get there- pay my dollar for a cup (3 kegs) and hit it up- the place is bumping- probably 40 people there at that point. Play some pong- dance a little- - all going good- around maybe 10-30 the place is slammed wall to wall with about 60 kids and shit is crazy- - all of the sudden my stomach starts to hurt and im like- ohh shit ive gotta poop- so I go upstairs but there is puke all over the toilet and im like nah fuck that- so I roll home to my house too poop- on my way home I pass a shitton of cops that are setting up a dui checkpoiunt but im in no way intoxicated- get home and poop- as Im ready to roll back its now like 11:45 - all of the sudden i get a call from a fellow nser and he s like dude- shit just went down-dont come back-
later on I find out what happened- somebody was trying to fight- then punched the owner of the house when they were trying to kick him out- all of the sudden like 12 people start swinging and girls get hit by accident and it just goes south real quick- cops come and everybopdy peaces- the owners of the house all get arrested with a shitload of weed and booze in the house- A bunch of kids that didnt have rides had to sleep in boats down the street at a marina- just fucked up all around
in closing- if your ever at a party and feel the urge to shit- go home and do it
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