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A Marriage in the Name of Newschoolers.com

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Style+eeze
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Alright, now that you've all clicked on this thread, i have a very, very special announcement.

I, Peter, am marrying two very special Nsers that you have all heard of. Thomas and Aimee, also known to you as mrstskier and stillakilla.

These two have a special bond that brought them together via Newschoolers.com and the freeskiing community.

Aimee, will you take Thomas as your lawfully wedded int3rwubz husband?

Thomas, will you take Aimee has your lawfully wedded int3rwubz wife?


Oct 31 2009 2:06AM
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no_steeze
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you have a boyfriend?!?!?!?!?

well now 3/4 of ns has stopped stalking you
Oct 31 2009 5:25PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
...

You kids need to take a break and go outside.
Oct 31 2009 5:29PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I don't know why you'd want to.....
Oct 31 2009 5:30PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i thought i was kind of high, stumbled upon this thread. from there i managed to stare and ponder what the fuck was going on for about 20 mins and i still have no idea.
whats up?
Oct 31 2009 5:34PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
hahah and that about ends this thread. are mrstskier and thomas really dating though?
Oct 31 2009 5:40PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
yeah i would imagine they are very close
Oct 31 2009 6:08PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You guys are such losers.
Oct 31 2009 6:25PM
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[Dawn
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i loled so hard
Oct 31 2009 6:26PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
what a e-slut
Oct 31 2009 6:40PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
AIMEES A WHORE!
I GIVE THIS MARRIAGE 4 DAYS BEFORE SHE CHEATS!
Oct 31 2009 7:12PM
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Slinger1x1
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o god, i thought you just said "im so hard
Oct 31 2009 7:13PM
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TechnoPotamus
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damn son you're brutal
Oct 31 2009 7:17PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
hahahaa. he's just compensating for his lack of spelling skills.

"faunt got bigger!"
Oct 31 2009 9:29PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
lol
Oct 31 2009 9:39PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
no, thomas is not dating his ns username
Oct 31 2009 11:05PM
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thegoat
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
Yo, if you want nekked pics of your new e-wife send me a pm.

they is out there.
Nov 1 2009 12:11AM
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Uncle.Badness
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I don't understand...
Nov 1 2009 12:12AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
you fucking bitches i was supposed to be best man!
Nov 1 2009 12:36AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
ahahhha
Nov 1 2009 12:39AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
whoa whoa whoa whoa...when did they ask you?

i'm thomas's e-bff so i was the deserving best man...i don't know aimee, i just know what she looks like, where she lives, and what she does in her free time
Nov 1 2009 12:43AM
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Malcolm
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get the fuck off the stage you fools
Nov 1 2009 12:49AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
sorry you gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet. its not my fault i'm an assassin for hire and someone who shall remain anonymous wants you dead. I blame my 12 ex wives and 30 children. child supports a bitch & so is divorce court.
Nov 1 2009 1:04AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
pshhh hey thomas, i heard from a resourceful member with under 10,000 posts, that aimee has crabs.
Nov 1 2009 1:14AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
i'm going with b-runge or a@ron...possibly another one.
Nov 1 2009 1:40AM
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DR.SHRED
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i got u a gift

Click for larger image

Nov 1 2009 1:59AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Those things are FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Nov 1 2009 1:02AM
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B-runge
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lul
Nov 1 2009 1:21AM
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B-runge
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lul
Nov 1 2009 1:22AM
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8ONE657
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yer i do. i stuffed them inside of some salmon tonight for a wonderful meal...i love teh crab stuffed salmon!
Nov 1 2009 1:26AM
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Mr.Panda
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This thread is all sortsa fucked up for me... Like, the gameboy post I quoted, appears AFTER my quote. WTF?!
Nov 1 2009 1:27AM
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B-runge
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is this thread all fucked up for anyone else?
Nov 1 2009 1:33AM
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Mr.Panda
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Me dude, the gameboy thing I quoted... is posted AFTER the post I quote it in. Every thread roseskier is posting in the post order gets all sortsa fucked up.
Nov 1 2009 1:34AM
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thegoat
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all phucked up for me too
Nov 1 2009 1:35AM
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B-runge
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what the fuck is going on
i had o search for this post
haha
Nov 1 2009 1:46AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Yeah, I pm'd iggyskier about it, he has no idea what is going on either. It is happening in that pumpkin thread too.
Nov 1 2009 1:47AM
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B-runge
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NS IS GUNNA SPLODE!
Nov 1 2009 1:54AM
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thegoat
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due to daylight savings time.
Nov 1 2009 1:55AM
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B-runge
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NS IS GUNNA SPLODE!
Nov 1 2009 1:55AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Seriously? I have no recollection of this ever occurring last year.
Nov 1 2009 2:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
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...
Nov 1 2009 6:46AM
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yojimbo
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I'll neverr telllll. I'll nevverr telllll.
Nov 1 2009 10:46AM
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UNREAL
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,
Nov 1 2009 11:29AM
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prontocuts.com
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yer
Nov 1 2009 11:32AM
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InkShrink
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Congrats. Did you sign a prenup?
Nov 1 2009 11:33AM
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SteezyOhio
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i LOL'D sooooo hard on this
Nov 1 2009 1:50PM
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Crack.
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hahahaha woops I messed that up
Nov 1 2009 9:25PM
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1337
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thats more than one e-hubz aimee...
Nov 1 2009 9:29PM
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Mr.Panda
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She also has, the male version of a mistress too....
Nov 1 2009 9:33PM
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SteezyOhio
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she has a e-domanatrix (sp) who fucking cares
Nov 1 2009 9:41PM
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