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FAILED MY DRIVERS TEST

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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211
Like fuck iv been driveing for 7 months and perfect for the past 3 and the cunt failed me. I did EVERYTHING perfect honestly, includeing parallel parking a bigass truck my first try. She failed me because "i didnt stop completely at a stop sign" and i did stop at all 3 stopsigns. I stop and then nose out to see if im good to go and i guess im not allowed to nose out according to this bitch. Im so pissed and i feeldumb as hell. Im also upset because i was planning on slaying some poom this weekend with my new liscence but that dreams shot untill nov 24th. Now, tonight,i'll be on ns, masterbate, and chill with my nig next door insted of taking 2 girls to a huge resteraunt/resortish thing with them paying for my gas and food like i planned and most likely sleeping with one of them :( halp me ns
Oct 23 2009 6:34PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Epic Pre-claim

and Lolz that sucks but it happens.
Oct 23 2009 6:36PM
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steezeandskis
Posts: 646 - Karma: 21
thats worth a limo ride buddy
Oct 23 2009 6:38PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243

i just failed mine yesterday because i slowed down too much going over railroad tracks, bullshit

so now instead of sneaking away and driving to my friends cabin for her birthday and having a huge banger party, i will be sitting at home doing hw

and it will be more than 30 days till i can take it again

Oct 23 2009 6:40PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
It must be way easier to get a license in colorado. We don't have to parallel park or anything. When I got mine, I was pulling into a parking spot crooked (I wasn't used to the car I was driving) and the guy was just like "don't worry about it. You passed with an almost perfect score." Where do you live?
Oct 23 2009 6:43PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
first of all if you failed the test you obviously didnt do it anywhere close to perfectly and second of all, if your dumb enough/a bad enough driver to fail the test i dont want you anywhere near the drivers seat of a car. also, since you clearly have downs syndrome, poon is not in your immediate future
Oct 23 2009 6:44PM
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.thedude
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i was about five feet off the curb alley back and knocked a post down parallel parking and still passed.
Oct 23 2009 6:47PM
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AdSkiAm
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
scary thinking about all the people driving that "barely" passed their driver test that in all probability should not be driving...........and old people driving, they are uber-scary
Oct 23 2009 6:49PM
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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211
uh seriously man you have no idea how good of a driver i am so you need to shut the fuck up. And the point of the thread was i failed because i nosed out to look for oncoming traffic at a stop sign after i stopped completely wich is bullshit. And if your dumb enough/ bad enough of a reader to have not read the part saying iv been driveing for seven months you must have down syndrom if your super smartass even knows what it is. Wich i doubt
Oct 23 2009 6:51PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
passed it first try sucka. and i had only been driving for 2 months.
Oct 23 2009 6:52PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
not to be a dick or anything, just claimin
Oct 23 2009 6:52PM
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doublexl
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when i took mine, it was snowing like crazy (got the last appt. before they shut it down cause of the storm), and i turned onto what i thought was a one way. i was in the wrong lane and the guys all "you know what this means right?' and i was like FUCK, so i drove back and hes all "you seem pretty responsible, ill pass you anyway.

must be some seriously good karma.
Oct 23 2009 6:52PM
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HERCULES.
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haha idk were you live but im in PA and it just matters the kind of mood the person you get is in. I know someone who went through 2 stopsigns and couldnt parallel park and passed, and another kid who got some black guy who told him to turn up the radio all the way and they did the test blastin to some biggie. So idk
Oct 23 2009 6:55PM
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Hood.[scdb]
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
that sucks sooo much ahah you have to wait another month, it will probably be snowing by then?
Oct 23 2009 6:56PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i think the rest of your story is a cover up to make us miss the fact that you suck at driving.
Oct 23 2009 6:57PM
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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211
ya it will be lol. In another month i should be good enough to use the snow to drift into the parallel parking spot. fml
Oct 23 2009 6:58PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
it snowed really hard there was about a foot on the ground (which never happens where i live). instead of closing down the dmv and rescheduling my friend's appt. they just let him pass after showing hand signals and such.
Oct 23 2009 7:05PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
7 months of driving is really not that long.  It may seem like it and you may think you are good, i know i did, but honestly it takes several years before you really got shit on lock.  It's how you handle yourself in really shitty weather and making quick decisions when shit goes down that makes a big difference.  Anyone can cruise around town.  Well, except for you now I guess.
Oct 23 2009 7:09PM
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ferrariowner123
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wow i thought i had a dickhead for a divers insturctor, i failed parrel parking, backing round a corner, and stopping to late or something and i still got it, but just barely, need an 80 to pass, i got 81. lol sorry to here about you failing, that blows.
Oct 23 2009 7:13PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
i dunno, i was sure i wouldn't get it, but i got 90
Oct 23 2009 7:22PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
I just got my permit and Tuesday, and in the past three days, I have dramatically increased my driving, and I've been behind the wheel for just thirty minutes.
Oct 23 2009 7:23PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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This is one of the funniest stupid posts I have ever seen. First of all, if you were driving perfectly you wouldn't have failed. Yes, I know you nosed out to far and that is why you didn't pass. But let me give you a hint, you are supposed to stop fully, wait three seconds, then if you need to nose out you do. Second, seven months? Really? Seven months is going to make you a perfect driver? Third, if you were a good driver, you would no BOTH of those things. So shut the fuck up you stupid claiming bitch.
Oct 23 2009 7:31PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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My brother took the test after 7 months of driving classes. His instructor said he was one of the best students he'd ever had, and said he should pass with flying colors. But around here, their is a lady that people call "No Pass Patty" she gave him like 12 pts off for the stupidest things, and said he is a threat to the road. I'm pretty sure the DMV has a protocall of people they have to fail.

Oct 23 2009 8:06PM
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Jimmy.
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nov 24th is my birthday :D
Oct 23 2009 8:09PM
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p-fo
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wow. what a dumb bitch. that sucks dude
Oct 23 2009 8:31PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
lol I remember when i was 16
Oct 23 2009 8:39PM
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kylebrazil
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dude me too haha.
Oct 23 2009 9:31PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i hope you arent serious.
if you are, i'm hoping you just keep failin and/or never come to Washington
Oct 23 2009 9:40PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i took my drivers test 3 months after i got my permit, and i passed (5 points off because i didnt check my blind spot when pulling away from the curb?? bs..)

well, that makes me a better driver than you, right? since i passed my test in only 3 months instead of 7?
IM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!!!!

but actually bro, there are people who drive for years that still suck... i guarantee your going to be one of those cocky kids on the road who think they are the shit and the best drivers, and then end up crashing your car and flipping out and blaming everyone else.

p.s. learn to drive a manual
Oct 23 2009 9:58PM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
people in colorado suck at driving.
Oct 23 2009 10:18PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
you're a crying cunt.

I had my permit for exactly 1 month and 1 day. Not a point off my drivers test.

You might think that you're perfect because you had a temp for 7 months.....but you're clueless. I see people every day that have been driving for years, and still suck at it.

But keep thinking that you're perfect at driving. That mentality will get you wrapped around a tree in a hurry, dumbass.
Oct 23 2009 10:32PM
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t-roy
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i've been driving for like 8 years and haven't got a ticket or any point on my license period. once you get your permit though get some practice winter driving in parking lots. intentionally drifting and losing control makes you a much better driver for when it actually happens.
Oct 23 2009 10:47PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
at least you get to be tested, stupid mto is on strike and i cant go for my G, btw i passed my first time both occasions (G1,G2)  sucker.
Oct 23 2009 10:50PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
little boy who cant even pass a drivers test vs. engineering student....im pretty sure im a wee bit smarter than you there champ. come to my place sometime and ill teach you a thing or two, just drive on over any...wait, nevermind.

p.s. is downs syndrome dude, i figured you would at least be able to spell your own retardation
Oct 23 2009 11:31PM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
meh, weak rebuttal compared to your first post, you both suck now.
Oct 24 2009 12:35AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
know the feeling man sorry to hear it.
Oct 24 2009 12:38AM
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LMPJibbin
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sounds like it sucks
Oct 24 2009 12:43AM
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Spinoza
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yeah that suckss about the trip youre missing,   but its probably for the best since i think an experienced driving instructor knows whether or not you should be driving.
the most important part of driving is just paying attention! and if youve only been driving for 7 months you def havent mastered that yet.
at least you can try again before ski season!   yeyeye
Oct 24 2009 12:49AM
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zues
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diude don't feel bad i failed mine twice.  Both times for Bullshit.  I then took a test at a private place for 50$ and did more wrong there than I did at the DMV but I passed.   Its complete bullshit and the people at DMV's hate their lives..... 
Don't take it personally it happens to most of us....
Oct 24 2009 1:08AM
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Funnel
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Californian drivers = meh
Californian drivers in the snow = OH FUCK.
I've heard Mass has bad drivers too.
Oct 24 2009 1:32AM
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blackoutbill
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Three seconds is bull shit. Whoever told you that needs to learn the real law. Your car just need to come to a full and complete stop. The wheels on a car have to stop moving to be counted as a legit stop.

I totally agree with you about being a driver for seven months. I hate when people are so arrogant about their driving skills. Seven months is not worth shit for experience. I've had my license for five months now and I'm a very inexperienced driver. I'll definitly be a better driver thirty years from because of experiance

Oh and another thing to the op. What is one month in the rest of your life? So what if you have to wait one fucking month to get your license

/rant



Oct 24 2009 1:49AM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
haha wow i passed that shit easy... you must be a real bad driver
Oct 24 2009 1:52AM
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Dr.Dickless
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My friend failed twice

first time wasn't his fault, he got cut off and the person yelled stop which is an auto-fail

second time he cut of a fire truck with its lights and sirens on.

Oct 24 2009 1:55AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
you can't judge your own driving skills. you never know what you look like from the outside.

i failed my Novice test and i learned from it, got it, and then passed my full on the first try because i knew where my weak spots were. now that I have been driving for over 5 years i still know that i make mistakes and i am not the best driver, and sometimes i put myself as risk.

remember man, driving isn't all about you, its about the other people on the road too. you probably failed because she felt you did something unsafe, possibly other than the stopping thing. but you can only learn from your mistakes right?
Oct 24 2009 1:57AM
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Funnel
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Sometimes it depends on the DMV you go to and who the tester is. I know that where I live, we have three DMVs and some are much stricter than others. If you have multiple DMVs ask people who have taken tests and find out if one is easier than another.
Oct 24 2009 2:01AM
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shragler
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Oct 24 2009 2:03AM
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PaleCelery
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If you failed you probably should have. A lot of people think almost stopping is stopping at a stop sign. In the real world, unless there is a cop behind you its ok. But on a drivers test.... make sure the car does the little jerk back and then count to two, and then go, just to be sure.

You probably suck at driving anyway, who are you kidding. If you think you did EVERYTHING perfect, then you have a lot to learn young padawan
Oct 24 2009 2:04AM
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B4NE1
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Beat it like it owes you money
Oct 24 2009 2:15AM
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ISkiSwitch
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I failed my first time because my car wouldn't start. Stop your bitchin and take it again in a month.
Oct 24 2009 2:22AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Driving test is like the one time you have to follow road rules to a T. Can't be that hard. I passed, but lost points on not putting my blinker on to pull out. I eventually went on to drink a fifth of JD and drive later that night, the system is flawless.
Oct 24 2009 2:24AM
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scratchproteen
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i failed my first time too...alot of people do not a big deal..i failed on a stupid mistake...i was going on a one way and he wanted me to take a right to a two way...i was in the left lane of the one way (to turn right from a one way to a two way you are supposed to move to the right lane then turn) i turned from the left lane...bam insta fail i guess.
Oct 24 2009 2:51AM
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