sorry to buzzkill but i don't find this funny now that i know how to do it
"balck people stole my car"
and it'll correct it and say
did you mean...black people stole my car?
then just type , white people stole my car in the field and dont press enter
take a pic, and voila
Squirting Unicorn - (Courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com)
This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.