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Stranger: what uppp
You: YOU'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: do you know who youre messing with
Stranger: im fuckin tom wallisch
Stranger: you dont mess with t wall
You: i dont know who you are
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: i can show you
You: you ever tackle all the garbage cans in your neighborhood over?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Mc9eC_tAA&feature=PlayList&p=31D968EBA64A7715&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=24
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like 6 months ago during a party ha
You: you are no ski man
Stranger: what
You: I'm
more interested in the use of that hip hop song than I am in your
skiing abilities. I'd rather suck a fart from a pipe connected to a
Chinese food delivery man's ass than focus anymore of my attention on
this video. My hobbies are sour cream.
Stranger: it was more of a joke
Stranger: we were like OMG LOL LETS MAKE A GANGSTER EDIT HAHAHA
You: I REALLY LIKE THIS
You: AND I'MM LET YOU FINISH
Stranger: BUT SIMON DUMONT IS THE BEST SKIER OF ALL TIME
You: .....YEAH
You: that means you're a dude
You: talking to dudes is lame
Stranger: what
Stranger: how does that make me a dude
Stranger: i think that my name is tom wallisch makes me more of a dude
You: you're names tom
You: you are wearing black
You: black is my favorite color
You: let me touch your face
Stranger: ha dude.
Stranger: i dont think youre fully aware of who i am
Stranger: that video is from 3 years ago from when i first moved here
Stranger: here meaning utah lol
You: even if you are, whoever it is you are.. how do i know you're not a BULLSHITTER
You: Can I sell your autograph for like, cool shit
You: pokemon cards
You: mayonaise
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SY9jKnUFlM
You: broken plastic
Stranger: thats this year
Stranger: ha if you think im bullshittin youre mistaken...
Stranger: i have nothing to do right now
Stranger: all the snow from last week fuckin melted
Stranger: and its dark here
You: so you're pretty good huh
Stranger: so i cant ski and theres nothing to do
Stranger: well this year has been my breakout year
Stranger: no one knew who i was like 2 years ago
You: gimme some autographs!
Stranger: and i really wanted to succeed in skiing because i couldnt see myself living life without skiing
Stranger: so i pushed and pushed myself and now im in a place i never dreamed of being in
Stranger: so find something you love and work your ass off at it
You: potato chips, i could trade your autograph for potato chips
You: then save one for wednesday, one for thursday
You: my girlfriend likes potato chips
You: so she can get like one
Stranger: fuuuck dude i was hopin you wouldnt be like OMG AUTOGRAPH!
You: i'll send my aunt in michigan some potato chips
You: shes very skinny
Stranger: i'd rather have people treat me like a legit person
Stranger: ok wait ha wanna start a commotion?
You: i'm too busy thinkin you're a bullshitttttttter
You: sure
Stranger: idc if you think im a bullshitter
You: i'd love to start a commotion
Stranger: better for me anyway
Stranger: go to newschoolers.com
Stranger: make an account
Stranger: and make a thread saying you talked to tom wallisch
Stranger: and copy and paste this into it
Stranger: the kids there will go NUTS
You: but i'm so buuuusyyy
Stranger: ok im just sayin ha
Stranger: the kids drool over me lol
Stranger: its kinda annoying
You: where are you
Stranger: bc i cant meet people without them just liking me for being good and wanting autographs
You: right
You: well im completely unbiased because i know nothing about skiing so
You: go for it
Stranger: go for what
You: being normal
Stranger: ha i kinda wish i was normal sometimes
You: do you get mad pussy
Stranger: like my freshman year of collefe i worked my shit off to get to this level
You: do mad snow bunnies run up on you like, let me suck your dick
Stranger: i try not to be sleezy
You: mad pussy
You: c'mon you get mad pussy
Stranger: yeah... but it gets old
Stranger: they only like me for what i do
Stranger: not fo' who i is
You: who cares get your rocks off
You: you only live once
Stranger: haha i do i do trust me
Stranger: just wantin the right girl
You: omg tom wallisch fuck meee
Stranger: youd think being somewhat famous would be fun but i wonder if its worth it ya know?
You: you lookin for an assistant? or road manager? or all around cool funny wingman?
Stranger: i get to do what i love but id like to be normal ha
Stranger: haha im not that pro
You: i'd carry your shit for you to
You: tom
You: got a facebook?
Stranger: there are dudes that are better than me
Stranger: yeah i do
You: send us a link
Stranger: us?
Stranger: and alrighty
You: me
You: idk english people say us
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/tomwallisch
Stranger: hahah thats strange
Stranger: ive been to england and ive never heard that
You: if you dont add me
You: i dont believe its you
Stranger: why are you so skeptical
Stranger: and fine i wont add you then
You: aw man
You: fuck it nevermind then
You: just do it
Stranger: ha why youre bein a bitchhhhhhh
You: JUST DO IT
Stranger: be nice
You: please
Stranger: bebebebebbebeebebebenice
You: i am
Stranger: IM KIDDING LOL IM NOT TOM WALLISCH LOL I GOT YOU!!!!!
You: i knew it
You: you bastard
Stranger: why would i accept you if i dont know you
Stranger: i met you on omegle
Stranger: you could be a creep
Stranger: your pic is kinda creepy lookin idk man
You: well i am kinda creepy
Stranger: i noticed
You: hm
You: dilemna
You: dilenma
Stranger: fuck my manager is here
You: RUN DUDE
Stranger: he wants to talk about sponsorships and shit ugh
Stranger: its so boring
You: LIAR
Stranger: i gtg
Stranger: get on newschoolers.com man
Stranger: make an account
Stranger: and post this
You: HAVE FUN IN BULLSHIT LAND
Stranger: people will flock all over it
Stranger: just do it, it will be funny.
Stranger: i have like 5 mins
You: ITS NOT RIGHT
Stranger: hes on the phone
You: whats he saying
Stranger: hes talking to his wife
You: about sex?
Stranger: no lol
You: i'll only post it on that website, if you add me on facebook
You: utimatum
You: you're faced with one
Stranger: hes in utah working on public relations for some company and hes giving her the rundown of the day
Stranger: i have to ask my manager
Stranger: i will when hes off the phone
You: i can wait
Stranger: he'll probably have to look at your profile
Stranger: and make sure youre not some weirdo
Stranger: i have to have him approve all my friends
You: even if i was dont you need the publicity?
Stranger: its like having a fucking mom over my shoulder again
Stranger: pubilicity, of me talking on the internet to some random dude?
Stranger: yeah... no
Stranger: fans would love that! not
You: wait so
You: why do you want me post this on new schoolers
You: THAT LOOKS BAD
Stranger: because 1) no one would believe you
You: so then why bother
Stranger: and 2) only the dumb kids would believe you and they would look stupid and it would be funny
You: oh
You: i see
You: well then i should take out that part
Stranger: because the ratio of believers to non believers is like 2:8
Stranger: and the believers are usually reallly funny
Stranger: people forget that guys like me are real people too
You: i cant belive im registering for a skiing website at 1:38 am
Stranger: so when youre like i talked to tom wallisch
Stranger: people are like OMG WHAT SO CRAZY I CANT BELIEVE IT
Stranger: when its like dude im a real person... chill
Stranger: put it in non ski gabber
You: yeah i was just gonna ask
Stranger: this will be funny haha.
Stranger: thanks random omegle dude
Stranger: i never get to do shit like this
Stranger: no one ever believes i am who i am
Stranger: so you da bomb
You: random omegle dude
You: and new facebook friend
Stranger: truth to that
You: name
You: and what you'd like the thread to say
Stranger: if my manager would stop yammerin
Stranger: just be like "I Talked to Tom Wallisch!"
You: You're probably some sad troll on this messageboard looking for a cheap thrill. It's funny.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: thats what everyone thinks
