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6 year old boy floats away..

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eljusto.
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I got home and saw this on the news
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20091015/APA/910151462
Apparently the boy is at 6,000 feet somewhere above CO in a ufo balloon?



Oct 15 2009 3:02PM
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kepler.
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Because you would totally go up and admit to your parents you fucked up when you were 6...

I'm sure the kid was watching the news all day laughing his ass off...
Oct 15 2009 6:54PM
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prosnurfer
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His father taught them not to be pussies. Now Falcon is probably dead for not being a pussy. Way to go dad!
that movie blows my mind. wtf. i bet they did this for there dad for some sick publicity stunt.
Oct 15 2009 6:55PM
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Tasche
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hahah awesome.

Can someone make a xibit one that says:

Dude I heard you like kids and balloons.

So I put a kid in your balloon so you can balloon while... WTF where is the kid?

or something like that.

And a motivation poster thats has something to do with Anne Frank. Like 4 hours in the attic? Noob.

Oct 15 2009 6:55PM
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alev
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no i agree it would be hilarious. but still, he sucks. he just likes to do hoodrat things i guess
Oct 15 2009 6:56PM
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kepler.
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No see the "..." means I've being overly sarcastic.

The kid is fucking 6 years old. He did what every other 6 year old kid would do when he thought he was going to get into extreme trouble.
Oct 15 2009 6:58PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Oct 15 2009 7:01PM
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JOP177
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I definitely saw these people on wife sway once.   I don't normally watch those shows but this family was so fucked up it was hilarious.
Oct 15 2009 7:06PM
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JRullo
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wow i loled super hard his brother said he saw him get in and just fly away and he was just chillin in the attic the entire time hahahaha thats great somone post this in you laugh you lose
Oct 15 2009 7:08PM
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eljusto.
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Oct 15 2009 7:14PM
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Pippin
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Oct 15 2009 7:19PM
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eljusto.
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Snow at my house in october in CT? that makes me very happy

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Oct 15 2009 7:40PM
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J-Evs
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ya seriously,

what kind of kid just straight up lies like that

glad they found him though

Oct 15 2009 7:41PM
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cornholio
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that balloon reminds me of that flight of the navigator movie

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Oct 15 2009 7:42PM
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daringharry.
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"6 year old punks CNN"
Oct 15 2009 8:05PM
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M.Tipsey
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wheres the real daring harry...
Oct 15 2009 8:11PM
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daringharry.
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this is the real one
original account got banished...
Oct 15 2009 8:14PM
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Craigskis
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Awesome Oldschool movie flashback!
Oct 15 2009 8:50PM
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Craigskis
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I like how this story has played out and it's already old news... there 15 minutes are up. I wonder if they'll get any charges laid for obstructing the air space?
Oct 15 2009 8:52PM
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mski
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not even cool, he wasnt even in it
Oct 15 2009 8:57PM
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1337
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what happened? pranked, turned out he was upstairs the entire time?
Oct 15 2009 9:07PM
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eljusto.
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Yeah once everyone found out the kid was in the attic the news was just like fuck it.
Oct 15 2009 9:35PM
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Crack.
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that's pretty funny.

especially after reading this whole thread through.
Oct 15 2009 10:08PM
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KapitolPhoto
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Ha, twitter trend:
"Yo Balloon Boy, I'm a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time."
Oct 15 2009 10:21PM
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wskibum176
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there is an "n" in it, isnt there?
Oct 15 2009 11:28PM
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gnarles.
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haha i thought he was in it
Oct 15 2009 11:42PM
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1337
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy fuck this needs to go in you laugh you loose, cause i just lost big time
Oct 15 2009 11:59PM
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chucky212
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Kid says "did this for the show" then somebody rips a fart! Listen its there!
Oct 16 2009 1:23AM
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Testicles
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Ahahahahah this is way too funny
Oct 16 2009 2:27AM
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Obsessedwski
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ouch.

Awkward much?
Oct 16 2009 2:33AM
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captaincrunch
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you can totally tell its the mum. look at her.
Oct 16 2009 2:34AM
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Oct 16 2009 2:56AM
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assface
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^and pedo bear knows whats up
Oct 16 2009 3:49AM
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Peter.
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hahaahahahahah so ridiculous. the parents probably grounded him for 10 years
Oct 16 2009 8:25AM
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Tasche
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so he totally just said to his dad in that video:

Dad "why didn't you come out."

Capt Falcon "We did this for a show."

FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
Oct 16 2009 10:11AM
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Parker.
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seriously, why isn't this getting more attention?  it looks like they did it all for show
Oct 16 2009 11:22AM
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eljusto.
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Hahah I heard it, definatley the mom
Oct 16 2009 4:33PM
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B-Wald
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this is fucking amazing
rap video and all
Oct 16 2009 4:56PM
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MACAQUE
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Haha.
Oct 16 2009 5:15PM
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J-Evs
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Oct 16 2009 5:20PM
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mak
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shit the dad just seems guilty, seems like such a hoax
Oct 16 2009 5:42PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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haha new page
Oct 16 2009 5:53PM
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captaincrunch
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haha fail
Oct 16 2009 5:53PM
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jamodeo
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i would fuckin kill that kid sfter he cause a country wide crisis hed be castrated
Oct 16 2009 5:59PM
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prosnurfer
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when he says we did it for the show. that video is obviously fake. but i bet they did
Oct 16 2009 6:13PM
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daringharry.
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then id fucking kill you
Oct 16 2009 6:28PM
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k-rob
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lol countrywide crisis?
Oct 16 2009 6:30PM
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californiagrown
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the family was interviewd on the TODAY Show and the little kid puked EVERYWHERE!!! hahahah.  and the dad is a nut case. 

THere is video on Break.com's homepage, but i don't know how to imbed

Oct 16 2009 6:40PM
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connory998
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i'm looking forward to what The Onion has to say about this....
Oct 16 2009 6:47PM
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.frenchy
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i love when that kid pukes!
Oct 16 2009 7:00PM
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eljusto.
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Balloon Boy Vomits On Today Show - Watch more Funny Videos
Oct 16 2009 7:02PM
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