so i spent a weekend in central washington university last friday through sunday and let me tell you ...it was INSANITY.
its 10pm. friday night. me and my bud (were 18,19) get a 18 from a gas station and i start drinking. we meet up with a couple girls and another car full of kids and roll out to a party. neither of us know where we are so were just following their car around. and we get lost..
11pm. we eventually find our friends car after an hour of driving around and phone calls with nobody answering. hes parked in front of a party so we assume thats the place. well we walk in but its not right...for some reason there's about 30 black dudes smoking blunts and drinking. we dont notice this until we reach the kitchen and one of them asks "who da fuck are you ni**az?" so then we tell them its the wrong party and head for the door...actually run for the door. we make it outside and keep running because 4 of them were chasing us saying "get deez faggits" and "im takin your nikes son!" these dudes were huge too. there was two of us and 4 of them and they outwieghed us be at least 100 lbs a piece. they stop chasing us and we eventually make it to the right party.
now its 12am. i am fucking sloshed. liek drunker than ive ever been, and there is 300+ people here, only 3 of which i am friends with. new boyz comes on and im jerkin on stage in the middle of the party and the crowd is going fucking wild. i got down and went back to partying.
its 2am. i am passed out in the yard. my bud wakes me up and shows me a set of keys and says "dude lets fucking rally this kids truck!!" so not knowing whats goin on i follow him into some random truck outside the party. get gets in, starts it, and smashes through a fence into the neighbors cow field where we did doughnughts for about 20 minutes until the truck breaks down... so we head back to the party and kick it some more.
its 3am, the parties mostly empty and im making out with some chick ive never seen before. literally i walked up to her and we started making out. and theres a porno playing on the big screen.
4am. im railing this girl, who ive never met before, in the middle of the living room with several other people sleeping,
now heres the crazy part. i dont remember any of this happening. literally. me, jj_the_jetplane, the owner of this account, just handed my computer to my buddy who was with me and recapt my entire night for me, being that he was the DD. heres the part that i remember
its 5am saturday morning. and i wake up butt naked on a bean bag chair in the middle of someones livingroom with a rubber on my wiener, next to a hot naked girl on one side, and a massive pile of vomit on the other and look out the window to see a truck out in the middle of his neighbors field with his fence smashed appart... all in all i assumed it was a successful night and went back to sleep. thanks for reading.