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I present to you the shenis.

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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I posted this a couple days ago in a different thread but I don't think anyone really paid attention to it.



Now, who says girls don't get penis envy?
Oct 12 2009 10:42PM
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.d.
Posts: 927 - Karma: 12
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha thats fucking hilarious
Oct 12 2009 10:43PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
genius
Oct 12 2009 10:46PM
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PC.
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 18
Moments like these, render me ... incapable of anything.
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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shragler
Posts: 572 - Karma: 32
wow she loves using that!
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
why is it gold?
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
so if i get a shenis, then can i pee wherever the fuck i want cause its not my real penis the urines coming out off, cause when i gotta go, i just go, and sometimes that isnt a good thing...
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Are you trying to rhyme there Mr. Wannabe Eminem?
Oct 12 2009 10:48PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
looks like it works both ways as well
Oct 12 2009 10:51PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahahhahaah wowwwwww
Oct 12 2009 10:51PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Thats a good point...those ladies were just pissing in public, they were even lettnig people video tape them so im guessing you would be fine tyler.
Oct 12 2009 10:52PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
good, cause i love to pee, and i love to pee in public, and i love to pee through a giant gold dildo in public, so it sounds like my sorta thing.
Oct 12 2009 10:58PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
that. is. LEGENDARY.
Oct 12 2009 11:02PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
eminem aint got shit on me sonnnn
Oct 12 2009 11:04PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Haha, well played sir.

So, I need a girls' opinion on this object and tool.
Oct 12 2009 11:05PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
ahahhahahhahahahhahaha
Oct 12 2009 11:07PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
tee hee
Oct 12 2009 11:07PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
thats the best idea ive ever heard
Oct 12 2009 11:08PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000


dare someone to click it
Oct 12 2009 11:09PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
http://shenis.com/about.html

Their website.  Jesus, so fucking creepy.
Oct 12 2009 11:09PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahaha oh my god.
ridiculous.
i can't believe that a woman would actually buy that.
but i know some girls wish they could pee standing up.

and LOL she shook it.
Oct 12 2009 11:10PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
fuckin gingers
Oct 12 2009 11:10PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I am curious as to why it is so fucking big though.  That is the most confusing part.
Oct 12 2009 11:11PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
guarantees you dont dribble on your foot, since you cant get the pressure a dude can
Oct 12 2009 11:12PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
True, but its all, veiny and shit like some porno dildo.
Oct 12 2009 11:14PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
ya, why didnt they just get like a fucking funnel from ace hardware and a damn silicon tube lol, so much less veiny and doesnt look like the giant gold dildo
Oct 12 2009 11:16PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
that disturbed me.
Oct 12 2009 11:19PM
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Phil.T
Posts: 241 - Karma: 62
i know what im geting my mom for christmas
Oct 12 2009 11:53PM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
y doest it need to look like a giant dildo
Oct 13 2009 12:00AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000
someone should make the manshit

hook it up to a guys ass, and you can shit standing too!! ZOMG im a genius
Oct 13 2009 12:03AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
wow that was so unexpected
Oct 13 2009 12:23AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
classy.
Oct 13 2009 12:26AM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
well said
Oct 13 2009 12:29AM
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-dva-
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that's a pretty classy looking woman. i imagine she designed it to have multiple functions.

and this girl i studied abroad with made a bootleg version out of a water bottle and a hose. kind of funny to watch.
Oct 13 2009 12:35AM
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twin-tip-hero
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Oct 13 2009 12:39AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Isn't using something that has urine on it for, well, sex like a infection danger?
Oct 13 2009 1:37AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
im pretty sure urine is sterile
Oct 13 2009 1:40AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
What need is there for it to look like a giant vieney cock? I mean it even has a head for gods sake!
Oct 13 2009 1:42AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I realize this, but it seems so, well, gross.
Oct 13 2009 1:42AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i never said it wasnt gross, but i dont think theres an infection danger.
Oct 13 2009 1:43AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Ok, so we, are in agreement that the idea of that is gross?
Oct 13 2009 1:44AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
yes. definitely.
Oct 13 2009 1:45AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
haha, wtf...

#1. You'd have left over pee in it everytime.
#2. A foot long? where do you put it.
#3. The pics on that site are creepy.
Oct 13 2009 2:09AM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
I'm thinking they should make it inflatable, so chicks can carry them around with them everywhere they go. and they can squeeze out the extra.

I also think this product is probably pretty successful, just from the sales that would go as joke gifts, and never actually used.
Oct 13 2009 2:51AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
you know you want the shenis.
Oct 13 2009 3:09AM
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Noddard
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 3,821
that's freakin disgusting and hilarious lol
Oct 13 2009 3:13AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
hahahahaha she shook it.
so funny how it looks like a huge dildo too, is this a two in one deal?
yeah, peeing standing up would be convenient but just too weird
Oct 13 2009 3:46AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
Oct 13 2009 4:13AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
that was disgusting,  now she is gonna have piss dripping down her leg. seriously how hard is it to drop trou and just squat to pee?
Oct 13 2009 9:13AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD.

SHENIS SHOTS!

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Oct 13 2009 9:22AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
oh dear jesus
Oct 13 2009 9:42AM
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