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nickyp
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Except the picture IS related to the thread!!! WTF?!?!?!

I'm using irony to fuck with your minds!!!!

/Discuss
Oct 10 2009 6:10PM
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Morgen.
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wanna hear a joke?

Oct 10 2009 6:12PM
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rj.
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what do you do to helen keller after you rape her?
Oct 10 2009 6:14PM
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BEARS.
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break her finger so she cant tell anyone.
Oct 10 2009 6:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 10 2009 6:17PM
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rj.
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very good.

what's the best thing about having sex with 3 year olds?
Oct 10 2009 6:44PM
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TechnoPotamus
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there's 3 of them.


*punch ticket to hell*
Oct 10 2009 6:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
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what's the difference between a porsche and a dead baby?
Oct 10 2009 6:46PM
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BEARS.
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i dont have a porsche in my garage.
Oct 10 2009 6:47PM
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rj.
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*20...ya

and i dont know what?

why is it easier to unload a truck full of babies instead of a truck full of bricks?
Oct 10 2009 6:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha yes, and also the other response that is horrible...."i didn't lose my virginity in a porsche" 
Oct 10 2009 6:47PM
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Morgen.
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Oct 10 2009 6:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha i don't know this one but i want to, somebody post the answer
Oct 10 2009 6:58PM
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_CC_
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you cant pick up bricks with a pitchfork
Oct 10 2009 6:59PM
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rj.
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you can use a pitchfork


what's fun for 9 out of 10 people?
Oct 10 2009 7:00PM
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carbon.pulse
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gang rape.


Oct 10 2009 7:01PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger

Oct 10 2009 7:02PM
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rj.
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i dont eat the burger after i jizz on it
Oct 10 2009 7:03PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Or i dont have sex with a cheeseburger before i eat it
Oct 10 2009 7:06PM
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Morgen.
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oh my god
Oct 10 2009 7:10PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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a plane crashes on the border of washington and canada where do they bury the surviviors
Oct 10 2009 7:23PM
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steveyp
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Why would you bury the survivors, you fucking idiot? aha
Oct 10 2009 7:24PM
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Morgen.
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nowhere cause they survived

Oct 10 2009 7:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha that's horrible.   horribly funny that is!   ZING
Oct 10 2009 7:28PM
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pommes_vertes.
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what do you get when you put a dead baby in a box full of razor blades and kick it down the stairs?
Oct 10 2009 8:24PM
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carbon.pulse
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an erection.
Oct 10 2009 8:30PM
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rj.
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how do you make a baby cry, twice?
Oct 10 2009 8:46PM
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Uncle.Badness
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You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Oct 10 2009 8:51PM
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Tortao
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wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear
Oct 10 2009 8:51PM
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Tortao
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and yes im going to hell for knowing the answer to that one...
Oct 10 2009 8:52PM
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Zoro
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im lovin this thread
Oct 10 2009 8:54PM
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zylstra
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solid thread. fucked up, but solid.
Oct 10 2009 9:01PM
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rj.
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haha correct!

What's blue and fucks 7 year olds?
Oct 10 2009 9:07PM
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RcppF
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tell us!
Oct 10 2009 9:16PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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Oct 10 2009 9:47PM
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_CC_
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Oct 10 2009 10:14PM
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rj.
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me, and my lucky blue jacket.


/thread
Oct 10 2009 10:42PM
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heFF
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damnit people do you really have nothing better to do?
Oct 10 2009 10:50PM
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AlexGaynor
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How do you stop a baby swinging around on a clothes line by it's neck? This type of clothes line
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Oct 11 2009 12:05AM
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LMPJibbin
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stfu?
Oct 11 2009 12:11AM
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double_D
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instant ticket to hell thread?
Oct 11 2009 12:14AM
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Raptor.
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this thread is amazing and
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(don't ban me. Its an udder I promise)
Oct 11 2009 1:50AM
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[Dawn
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Oct 11 2009 2:01AM
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family_vacation
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Oct 11 2009 2:28AM
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musick13
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i love his expression
Oct 11 2009 9:07AM
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