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Weird things I heard

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Mr.Panda
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Guess where I heard this:
"If we don't like it can we return it?"

And it is a place where you wouldn't want to hear something like this.
Oct 5 2009 4:16PM
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Peter.
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adoption center
Oct 5 2009 4:16PM
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Hansel.
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infirmary?
Oct 5 2009 4:16PM
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Brenone
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sex toy shop?
Oct 5 2009 4:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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along the lines of infirmary, organ transplant list or room?

mail order wife phone number?
Oct 5 2009 4:18PM
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Mr.Panda
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Dingdingding.

My gf is trying to make a Selene costume for Halloween and she is using well, pieces of dominatrix outfits to do it for the whole body leather suit and the corset thing.  We found what she could use and were walking to the cash register and then heard that.  Looked at each other and her face had the same look I imagine mine had AND it was this essentially:

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Oct 5 2009 4:21PM
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Logey.
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haha very funny
Oct 5 2009 4:21PM
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-Mugatu
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sex shop
Oct 5 2009 4:22PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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HOW DID YOU KNOW??
Oct 5 2009 4:23PM
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Brenone
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hahahahaha

did u see what the other customer was asking about returning?

Oct 5 2009 4:29PM
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Mr.Panda
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It, well, almost looked like this weird strap-on thing.  And it wasn't a lesbian couple, it was a hetero couple.  And it wasn't even what it was really it was more the idea that they thought they could return something that goes inside someone after they tried it out.  Like the skit from the first Jackass movie where Knoxville puts the fake blood inside the sex toy and tries to return it.
Oct 5 2009 4:33PM
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Brenone
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what do u mean? u think that returning a used strap on is gross?

Oct 5 2009 4:41PM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh no.  Of course not.
Oct 5 2009 4:42PM
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Brenone
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a little sanitizer, repackage it. good to go!
Oct 5 2009 4:48PM
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Mr.Panda
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Thanks to you, I am now having whole body shivers.
Oct 5 2009 4:54PM
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