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I.Hate.Olive.Garden.Commercials.

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daringharry
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"John:Oh hey guys, another great dinner at olive garden!
John:I dont need a menu
waiter:did you hear about our new unlimited pasta bowl?
john: oh shit now i need a fucking menu.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa
sarah: omg john that was sooooooooooooo funny HAHAHHAHHA"




Oct 3 2009 9:46PM
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GORlLLA
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I do hate the commercials but I want some fucking breadsticks.
Oct 3 2009 9:50PM
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jamodeo
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i do hate these commercials...
but they pay their employees quite a good amount
Oct 3 2009 9:50PM
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k-rob
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something awesome to cheer you up:


Oct 3 2009 9:53PM
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[BRI]noceros
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i agree man the commercials are so fucking annoying
Oct 3 2009 9:54PM
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daringharry
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very nice
Oct 3 2009 9:56PM
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bermbuster49
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i ate at olive garden tonight lol

i had the shrimp and chicken carbonara

as well as bread sticks with Alfredo sauce to dip them in. WIN
Oct 3 2009 10:39PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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"I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not"
Oct 3 2009 10:50PM
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siva_freak
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so...is this serious?

seriously good

Oct 3 2009 10:54PM
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2_fadez
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ate their today with parentals. great for hangovers.
Oct 3 2009 10:55PM
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doublexl
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tell me what this is from.
Oct 3 2009 11:01PM
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t3hb055
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These commercials make me want to not eat there. I fucking hate them. I pay to watch TV not gay ass commercials. If they must show commercials, at least make them tolerable to the point of where I don't want to slit my wrists in the end. I do love their soup though.
Oct 3 2009 11:05PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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Frank the Tank - Old School
Oct 3 2009 11:18PM
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doublexl
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yeahhhhh thanks you
Oct 3 2009 11:32PM
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erichkuss
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Everyone in the commercials is a phony.
Oct 3 2009 11:34PM
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sowstochd
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easy holden caulfield
Oct 4 2009 2:42AM
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factory81
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you know they charge for fucking dipping sauces? like $4 or some thing.

I was like you can take your marinara back to the kitchen, fuck that shit. I'll bring some prego...
Oct 4 2009 2:44AM
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Balto
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one is finaly opening in my town! gonna be sooooo good high
Oct 4 2009 2:48AM
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GreenHorn
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Yeah they are cheesier than cheez-its
Oct 4 2009 2:57AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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sweet edit, i aprove
Oct 4 2009 2:59AM
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mccsteezy
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i work there and i hate the commercials. die pasta bowel!!
Oct 4 2009 6:47AM
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*rkp*
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Oct 4 2009 10:51AM
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Twaddler
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"In the year 2000 the worlds food supply will run out, forcing humans to eat dirt. once the dirt supply has run out we will suck on rocks. after our supply of rocks is diminished, we will go to Olive Garden"

Oct 4 2009 10:55AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Ohhh man i haven't ate at Olive Garden in so long, that sounds so fucking good right now. Zuppe Tuscana and chicken alfredo is the shit.

The commercials make me want to drown puppies though.
Oct 4 2009 11:05AM
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rj.
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haha step brothers!
Oct 4 2009 11:08AM
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erichkuss
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Haha just read that book for class.
Oct 6 2009 10:49PM
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daytripper67
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? thats an old school quote
Oct 6 2009 11:39PM
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