in my dream last night my brother and i were hauling ass across the saudi arabian desert cause a bunch of angry fundamentalists were chasing us because we're infidels
we were doing a pretty good job of shooting them off, but they were gaining on us...but then we realized there was a 3rd person in the range rover with us: a saudi oil baron's son with a western education who was sympathetic to our plight mostly because he liked smoking weed back at college in the USA and you couldnt do that in his home country.
so anyway, we made it to the gates of his palace and the angry militants couldnt chase us any further because they respected the oil baron too much. so anyway, it all seemed like everything was gonna be alright, but then we went inside and nobody was happy to see the saudi son.
apparently the whole family was extremely upset that the son had become so Westernized when he went to American college...and his father's bodyguard was extremely pissed off about it.
then the bodyguard found out that the oil baron's son had been at an Obama rally the previous semester, and had literally been within 20 feet of Anderson Cooper and failed to assassinate the CNN anchor. when he heard this, the oil baron's bodyguard jumped on the son and started choking him...the father protested but then the bodyguard shot him. then the bodyguard produced a knife and started stabbing the son in the neck like in that scene from 3:10 to Yuma...it was totally fucked.
so anyway, my brother and i grabbed a couple guns and started shooting our way out of the place, since at this point the bodyguard and all his hundreds of bodyguard buddies had begun taking over the compound
so we were blasting away at them and made it into the back garden, only to find that the militants from earlier on had scaled the walls and surrounded us...
but just when it seemed all was lost, there was an earthquake and my brother and i fell through a massive hole in the earth, then we fell out of the sky on the other side of the planet and started skydiving onto the Big Island of Hawaii
but then i woke up...
"Just ahead, over the rolling wheatfields all golden beneath the distant snows of Estes, I'd be seeing old Denver at last. I pictured myself in a Denver bar that night, with all the gang, and in their eyes I would be strange and ragged like the Prophet who has walked across the land to bring the dark Word, and the only Word I had was 'Wow!'"