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What kind of skier are you?? --- quiz

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welchskier1080
Posts: 36 - Karma: 4

BROUGHT TO YOU BUY THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE OF SKI MAG

you enjoy fresh corduroy

when you tackle a black its not just survival skiing

bumps, powder, trees, steeps if you see it you ski it

poder? the deeper the better?

you know a carve from a skid

youre sure you know a carve from a skid

you make tough conditions look easy

youre comfortable skiing out of bounds

your spouse is comfortale with you skiing out of bounds

huge icy january bumps no problem??

transitioning from crud to powder to ice to crud smooth sailing?

you drop at least one toenail each season

you rarely fall

you rarely fall but when you do people cheer from the lifts

you know your skis waist width

you know your boot sole lenght

IF YOU ANSWERED 15-16 --- TRUE EXPERT

                                 8-14--- EXPERT

                                 0-7----- INTERMEDIATE

Sep 30 2009 10:40PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19

You joined two days ago and you've made 10 threads today. Someone needs to chillout.

Sep 30 2009 11:04PM
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welchskier1080
Posts: 36 - Karma: 4
wow who cares
Sep 30 2009 11:06PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
i say yes to all of them, those are pretty gaper questions
Sep 30 2009 11:08PM
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welchskier1080
Posts: 36 - Karma: 4
i got it in ski mag
Sep 30 2009 11:11PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19

I do along with the rest of NS whose forums your clogging up with garbage. I'm not trying to be an asshole but if you're gonna keep making these threads then GTFO. Today alone you've made nearly a dozen threads and you'll probably make another by the time I've finished posting this. Two about which skis you should get, two about how we should give you free karma(which will actually get you 0 karma forever), another about how you think your going to be in the X Games even though no one here has any idea who you are and doesn't care, and countless more about various urelated and uninteresting topics. And incase you didn't know Welch sucks.

Sep 30 2009 11:21PM
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nolanearl
Posts: 139 - Karma: 19
this
Oct 1 2009 12:01AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
this
Oct 1 2009 12:03AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I fall all the time. If you don't have a few good crashes every day, you're not pushing yourself hard enough in the air.
Oct 1 2009 12:04AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
yeah when i'm riding cliffs a lot i fall most of the time just trying ridiculous shit, but those falls usually get cheers from the lift because i look like such a fool hurling myself off something and eating shit at the bottom
Oct 1 2009 12:06AM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
seriously... you got it in SKI mag?
Oct 1 2009 12:08AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
i think i speak for the rest of NS when i say

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Oct 1 2009 12:11AM
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Cant-Er
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 2,235
lols so true
Oct 1 2009 12:17AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
ski magazine is gay and out of touch with our part of the sport
Oct 1 2009 12:33AM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
whoa no way!!!
THe OP only says brought to you by ski magazine
Oct 1 2009 12:37AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
this quiz is kind of geared towards a different type of skier..
Oct 1 2009 12:48AM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
OMG!!!111! IM A TRUE EXPERT
Oct 1 2009 12:52AM
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