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I had a customer say "my phone wont work" I took the phone, turned it on, gave it back to the customer. BOOM. it worked. Imagine that.
Customer "Why did you turn off the tower near my home, i dont get service anymore"
Me "sorry about that sir, let me go in the back room and flip the switch to turn the tower back on" must have hit it by accident.
k so i work the deli at independent near my house.
if anyone has worked deli they would know to slice up salami it takes for ever. so this lady asked for 800 grams shaved paper thin....it took me at least 5- 10 minutes. after i did it all she said wow thats to much i only want 100.... after she saw me slice it all. then i swear her being soo dumb again asks for a different type of salami and same amount and same thickness. i asked are u sure 800 grams again? she said yes. soo i cut it all up AGAIN just for her to same the exact same thing. dumb people.
some lady asked if theyre is soy in the soy bean oil my worrk uses
iv also been asked in the winter is it bad to walk on cement with skis on and is it damaging my skis to have theire shithead of a kid heal stomp them with ski boots on
how do you know he was going in for dinner? you made an assumption. perhaps he did too.
Had a customer last week writing a check "where am I again?"
another classic, "30 dollar oil change?!?! well thats just bullshit!" It took everything I had not to bust out laughing in his face.