What are the things you hate the most when you go sking? This is my collection of shit that pisses me off the most. Let us begin...
-- People that stop on the landing or knuckle of a jump, out of sight. Are they sight-seeing? Are they setting up for a family photo? Then, when you land near them they have this look on their face like "watch where your going fool." I fucking hate that. I just want to kick them in the throat.
-- Snowplowers and their ingnorant parents that zigzag through the park and stop in the middle of the run-ins. For fuck sake, have some common sense, read the park rules, and if you can't keep your kid in the safe areas then go ski the "Green fluffy Bunny" trail. Then when you ski past these people they are all up in arms with a look on their face like, "you don't belong on the hill."
-- Kids in the lift line that keep hitting the back of your skis, not to mention the kids that shuffle right over your new skis and then look up at you with a smile like it's the funniest thing ever.
-- Clowns that swing the chair. Well done, terrific, very clever, you have figured out that when you swing the chair everyone else bounces. Go fuck yourself.
-- arrogant, cocky fucks
-- 1/2 a weeks salary for lunch @the lodge
-- 2 weeks salary for a lift ticket with no chairs running because of high wind.
-- Younger kids that throw a fit and talk shit when a hit is markered off for a short while to groom out the landing or whatever else it needs. Stop your fucking whining and adolescent screaching. Yeah, we should just leave all the features as is for the whole weekend. Let them get trenched out and turn into bullet-proof snow.
-- On the flip side of that... Ski sesorts that neglect maintenance on their parks. Just let their hits and features turn into gargantuan mounds of ice with nice special suprises on the landings, which are also rock hard.