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Free mexican food

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pomme-de-terre
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so i was chilling in the cafeteria today, typing some economics stuff, when some kid sprints in and screams "free fucking mexican food!! stage 13!! come and get it this shit!!"
i walked the 20 feet down the hall to stage 13 (another cafeteria with a stage and shit) and lo and behold, and entire buffet of freshley prepared mexican food, made by real mexican people

why is college so fucking awesome? im eating the best free quesadilla ever....
Sep 29 2009 1:26PM
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factory81
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your college must not be very big.

we would storm the stage and it would be gone in seconds. people would be filling ziplock bags with chicken and beef.

people would riot

it would be a disaster in the making.

Sep 29 2009 1:28PM
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prontocuts.com
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http://www.bordersauce.com/
Sep 29 2009 1:37PM
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factory81
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If not to carry food with....for those times when you forget a condom.

Sep 29 2009 1:43PM
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skithebert
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omg! real mexicans? no way!
Sep 29 2009 1:44PM
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Elijah.
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My roommate and I are trying to devise a way of getting the milk out of the fountain drink thing and into a gallon container... It's tough.
Sep 29 2009 2:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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i saw a person try once...  it wont work.
Sep 29 2009 2:41PM
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baaangthat
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kinda funny and kinda related:  the only fast food place where i live where real mexicans dont make the food is taco bell
Sep 29 2009 2:43PM
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PaleCelery
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I'm going to taco bell right now because of you.
Sep 29 2009 2:44PM
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*valkyrie*
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we just got a free hot dog and chips, they call it the "hot dog caper day" and it is the one day a year that my college provides students with free food

Sep 29 2009 2:47PM
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baaangthat
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babe
Sep 29 2009 2:54PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i already mastered this one,
where i am, the milk jug wont fit under the spot where milk comes out, so you take a funnel, put that under the milk spout, then run a a tube from the funnel to another funnel on the milk jug, or just straight into the milk jug.
have one or two friends stand on either side of you so they block what your doing from view

boom. free milk
Sep 29 2009 2:57PM
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treebeard
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simple solution to this:
bring a bag and few bottles with you. go up to the milk thing and fill up a glass or two. go back to your seat and dump it into a bottle. repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sep 29 2009 3:04PM
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neutralzombie
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aw yummys
Sep 29 2009 3:09PM
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sammiedee
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cut hole in bottom of glass. attach flexible tube to hole (is what she said no?). feed tube through sleeve in jacket. attach other end of tube to container in jacket. BOOM free dairy.
Sep 29 2009 3:27PM
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andrew.
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get a bendable funnel.  like the ones they make for gas. 
Sep 29 2009 3:28PM
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thatoneguysean
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get your gallon... a funnel... put them in a backpack... get up and get milk in a glass and then put the funnel in your container while still in your bag and pour the milk into it... then repeat till done haha.
Sep 29 2009 3:31PM
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timmi
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yeah i crashed my schools frosh stuff for a bit and they had free food.
Sep 29 2009 3:44PM
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Elijah.
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Thanks for the help on the milk thing everyone. So far I've been able to snag cookies/tea/folgers (blegh) and I need Tupperware for those sandwiches.
Sep 29 2009 4:03PM
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