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8 year old shoots burgular

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skivt12
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

haha

i hope the embedded worked if not heres the link http://www.theonion.com/content/video/little_boy_heroically_shoots?utm_source=videoembed

Sep 28 2009 7:38PM
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Mr.Panda
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kid looks fucking creepy as shit.
Sep 28 2009 7:39PM
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Italian.Stallion
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bahahahaha
Sep 28 2009 7:41PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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he fucking smeared blood over himself?
Sep 28 2009 7:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Oh my god. Listen to what he says on the news interview, thats so creepy.future murderer right there.
Sep 28 2009 7:43PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha. the onions awesome
Sep 28 2009 7:44PM
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captainEMERICA
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thats fucked
Sep 28 2009 7:44PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahahaha so good
Sep 28 2009 7:46PM
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pmw
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thats aweful parenting. that gun should not be even remotely accessible for him
Sep 28 2009 7:46PM
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scratchproteen
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my god i love the onion haha
Sep 28 2009 7:46PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Bahahahahahaha
I fucking love The Onion. Funny shit.
Sep 28 2009 7:48PM
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AdolfShitler
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that was lulz
Sep 28 2009 7:48PM
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Blurst
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oh my the onion is classic
Sep 28 2009 7:50PM
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pmw
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shit i did not see it was the onion, and i did not watch more then 10 seconds before posting! shit i feel dumb
Sep 28 2009 7:50PM
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daytripper67
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every time someone posts an onion article, half the responses are from people who think its real. thats insane.
Sep 28 2009 7:51PM
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T-Holt
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Hahaha, the Onion's great.

"I've never heard him laugh so hard"
Sep 28 2009 7:52PM
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no_steeze
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that's why it's funny when cross posted on ns, you get the amusement from the video along with the retarded responses
Sep 28 2009 7:57PM
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basedjase
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oh my i love the onion. such great stuff
Sep 28 2009 7:59PM
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statuswhitegirl
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the onion is epic, they need a tv show, something on mtv on see you thursdays
Sep 28 2009 8:01PM
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Owl
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HAHA that was awesome
Sep 28 2009 8:04PM
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c.hale
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some of the responses to this thread are funnier than the actual video. some poeple just cant handle the onion
Sep 28 2009 8:09PM
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NSpired
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..... it's not real
Sep 28 2009 8:12PM
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Chompo.
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shoot off each of his fingers
ahahahahahahah
Sep 28 2009 8:17PM
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skeedle
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do you think his ears are real?
Sep 28 2009 8:35PM
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dwhite
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i think that reality scares me
Sep 28 2009 8:39PM
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Dbouch
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Ahahahahahaha I didn't realize it was the onion at first, so I was just muttering under my breath "Holy shit...." the whole time.
Sep 28 2009 8:42PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
he like the kid from the omen

some crazy stuff goes on now a days

did anyone have the car commercial before and see the ski bag?
i was waiting for them to throw that into the car
Sep 28 2009 8:43PM
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SteezyOhio
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lol the onion
Sep 28 2009 8:48PM
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twin-tip-hero
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hahahahahahah i love the onion
Sep 28 2009 8:57PM
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skivt12
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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

haha this one is great

Oct 6 2009 9:09PM
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Yeezus
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is this some kind of joke? aha.
Oct 6 2009 9:16PM
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Blurst
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
Oct 6 2009 9:18PM
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BikeMlatt69
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haha this is my favorite onion video
Oct 6 2009 9:22PM
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Bittner
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this^
Oct 6 2009 9:23PM
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gmack24
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that's my all time favorite...I think I posted that in "laugh you lose" and like 10 kids freaked out wishing the kid would die because how fucked up what he was doing is.
Oct 6 2009 9:26PM
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Willard
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you know your a redneck when.......
Oct 6 2009 9:27PM
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jamodeo
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i am so happy that isnt real although it brought me back to my childhood when i brutaly raped a nun then eat her face aah the good ole days
Oct 6 2009 9:32PM
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carbon.pulse
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Haha the onion is getting better everytime i watch it.
Oct 6 2009 9:55PM
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GORlLLA
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Did this actually happen?


...im kidding for you ignorant fucks who were gunna quote this
Oct 6 2009 10:02PM
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SteezeBall
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"I shot off each one of his fingers." and "I like the way blood makes me feel." Did anyone else hear this? Kids obviously fucking traumatized. And what idiot dad leaves his loaded gun sitting in the kitchen for his 8 yo to mobb around with. sketchy. sooo sketchy.
Oct 6 2009 10:07PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
bahahaha i laughed that was pretty funny that kid was super creepy with the whole smeering blood over him thing
Oct 6 2009 10:11PM
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purps
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somehow people still don't realize its not real despite all the posts about it...its hilarious
Oct 6 2009 10:26PM
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Queen_Selassie
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he kinda claims it too...hmm....
Oct 6 2009 11:03PM
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ManOnTheMoon
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I feel like this is completely fake
Oct 6 2009 11:11PM
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smooticus
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ahhhhhh children. When i read the title i immediatly thought that i would come in here and post the team america theme song. Then i saw it was the onion
Oct 6 2009 11:17PM
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