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This is a really serious question...

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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
Your in a mall when zombies attack.

You have:
  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting over the speakers
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you
What and who will they be?....

mine:
       1.  A lightsbaer
       2.  Party Up by DMX (or let the bodies hit the floor)
       3.  Bruce Lee

Sep 22 2009 11:40PM
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ArnieP
Posts: 964 - Karma: 13
A nuke.


That is all I need.
Sep 22 2009 11:41PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

1. Zombie Sword

2. Sunshine - Atmosphere

3. King Zombie

Sep 22 2009 11:43PM
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ad.mcleod
Posts: 153 - Karma: 699
1. A yo-yo
2. The Final Countdown
3. Chuck Norris
Sep 22 2009 11:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
1) Chainsaw
2) Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division
3) Zoey Deschanel
Sep 22 2009 11:44PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
10 Guage with a bayonet and grenade launcher atached. =)

Life Goes on By 2pac just cuz

Jackie Chan, always wanted to see him do his crazy stuff in person.
Sep 22 2009 11:45PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
a chainsaw (gnar factor)
here comes the sun- the beatles (irony)
jessica alba (can only fight off so many zombies, might as well die happy)
Sep 22 2009 11:45PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
1. Luke Skywalker's lightsaber.
2. Kid Rock-Bawitabaw or that Warrior song ( I hate the kid, but it just seems fitting for the situation)
3. Mel Gibson in full Braveheart garb.
Sep 22 2009 11:45PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Cross Bow
Party and Bull Shit
O.J. Simpson
Sep 22 2009 11:45PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128

1. Ray gun from COD 5

2. Eye of the Tiger

3. Jesus

Sep 22 2009 11:45PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
1. flame thrower
2. something super g, maybe its me bitches
3. slug from atmos could take qute a few zombiez id say

weirdest thread ever.
Sep 22 2009 11:46PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
  1. One weapon- aa-12 auto shotgun
  2. One song blasting over the speakers- either the shining by the misfits or disorder by joy division
  3. And one famous person fighting alongside you- gonna go with that super smart gorilla from the justice league cartoons

Sep 22 2009 11:48PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

shotgun

welcome to the jungle

the karate kid

Sep 22 2009 11:49PM
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B.Fantana
Posts: 487 - Karma: 86
1. Katana
2.eye of the tiger
3. sean connery

Sep 22 2009 11:49PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
best fucking thread ever.

1) m16
2) maybe bombs over baghdad by outkast, for the energy. or some beatles from rubber soul cause itd keep us cool and i always listen to rubber soul while playing nazi zombies
3) my friend ian. or paul mccartney
Sep 22 2009 11:50PM
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churchill
Posts: 131 - Karma: 17

1.double barrel shotgun

2.mad world by gary jules

3.mr. chuchill of course

Sep 22 2009 11:50PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558

1. A Venus fly trap

2. Merry Christmas

3. The fat guy from Hangover

Sep 22 2009 11:51PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
hahaha some of these are so good
Sep 22 2009 11:52PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
give peace a chance
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Sep 22 2009 11:52PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
you know i saw him in a show on saturday and he's a pretty skinny kid.

1 Katana
2 blue 42 haste the day
3 crocodile dundee
Sep 22 2009 11:53PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
1. Flame thrower.. why not?
2.Something really, really epic..maybe Amon Amarth or Ensiferum
3.Jesus...duh
Sep 22 2009 11:53PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695

1. my sthil 441 with 28 inch bar. bord (sp.) out muffler and semi skip chain

2. never scared bone thugs

3. mathew mcconahay

Sep 22 2009 11:54PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
weapon- http://www.wowhead.com/?item=47493
song- Gorillas by Army of the Pharaohs
person- Samuel L Jackson
Sep 22 2009 11:54PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
1) Deagle
2)FInal countdown
3)Stephan hawking (I know i could outrun him)
Sep 22 2009 11:54PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
1.) surface watch life's with super sharp edges
2.) Infinity (Klass Remix)-Guru Josh Project
3.) Tanner Hall
Sep 22 2009 11:55PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
haha great movie
Sep 22 2009 11:55PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
a 45
buffalo soldier by bob marley
clint eastwood circa dirty harry
Sep 22 2009 11:55PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
1.A machete i saw in a store that was so badass i can't even explain

2.Strength of the world by avenged sevenfold

3.chug
Sep 22 2009 11:56PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
My old ass Homelight chain saw

Either "With the sickness" by Leftover Crack or "For The Punx" by the Casualties.

Clint Eastwood
Sep 22 2009 11:57PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
An Uzi

Whatcha Gunna Do By. Lil Jon and the East Side Boys

Selena Gomez
Sep 22 2009 11:58PM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109

-4 finger ring

-Jaylib "Nowadayz"

-Travis Heed

Sep 22 2009 11:59PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
Vulcan

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Bangin Music

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and Bears with Guns

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Sep 22 2009 11:59PM
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mrchubs
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10

1. lightsaber

2. let the bodies hit the floor

3. Chuck Norris

Sep 22 2009 11:59PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
steamroller
"take on me" by a-ha
fred weasley (r.i.p.)
Sep 23 2009 12:00AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Instead of a weapon I have a bedroom that zombies can NEVER get inside of
for the song I have "lets get it on" by Marvin Gayes
and the celeb would be Eva Longoria




put the pieces together folks
Sep 23 2009 12:00AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
dual SMG's
Ghosts n' stuff - deadmau5 (this gets me amped, i'd kill some bitches with this)
MORGAN FREEMAN
Sep 23 2009 12:02AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

win

1. A barret 50 cal.

2. wanna be a balla. by lil troy

3. tod wallnutz so we can afterbang teh zombies

Sep 23 2009 12:03AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

my fist

some biggie

katy perry

Sep 23 2009 12:05AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
or
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Sep 23 2009 12:06AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong  wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. you cant have that room
Sep 23 2009 12:06AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
charizardz
"yay area" by e-40
barack obama
Sep 23 2009 12:06AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
1. Steel Pipe

2. Fortunate Son by Creedance Clearwater Revival

3. Edward Norton



That's a fucking dream.
Sep 23 2009 12:07AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

1. p90 from COD:4

2. anything by whitechapel because all their songs make you want to rip heads off.

3. Jeffrey Dahmer (he knows what the fuck is up, and knows what to do.)

Sep 23 2009 12:10AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
win. run through the jungle?
Sep 23 2009 12:11AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
shotgun with lots of ammo

rush - tom sawyer

simo hayha (badass finnish sniper)
Sep 23 2009 12:15AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Edward and I would break their lines like napalm onto the treeline. It would be a beautiful sight...like a unicorn galloping over a rainbow.
Sep 23 2009 12:16AM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
1. flamethrower...keeps shit from getting to messy while also just dominating

2.rage against the machine - street fighting man

3.gandalf...nobody else even comes close
Sep 23 2009 12:22AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
this is a mega fail.
Sep 23 2009 12:23AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
m4
triumph - wutang
mark walhberg
Sep 23 2009 12:25AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
1. mac-11 or mac-10 or whatever (i know nothing about guns sorry)
2. party and bullshit
3. kimbo slice
Sep 23 2009 12:26AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
take that back marks a bitch, ill take brock lesner
Sep 23 2009 12:27AM
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