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Dear Tom Wallisch, Get a Life

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AlexMartini
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kid skis too much.... am i right or am i right?
Sep 22 2009 10:18PM
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Jacob.
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who?
Sep 23 2009 12:26AM
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tedmgee
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MIKE JONES!
Sep 23 2009 12:29AM
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Earl_Globz
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fo one too, ate fo nin, ate ate sicks ohh!
Sep 23 2009 12:29AM
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sirskizalot
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I've asked before, Where can i buy one of these 'tom wallischs'?
Sep 23 2009 12:31AM
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-BRENT-
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Are u serious you dont know who he is. He is the king of afterbang and he was on Dumount JOS team.
Sep 23 2009 12:34AM
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toominator
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Bread. Pretzels are bread not beards.. I think you're confused or something?
Sep 23 2009 12:35AM
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quixotic
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2 ate one - three three ohhhhh - ate zero zero fooooooo!!!!!
Sep 23 2009 12:36AM
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BrothaBrote
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HAHAHA
Sep 23 2009 12:37AM
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shortdawg
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I hear he can't quit he has a contract with burton skis????
Sep 23 2009 12:42AM
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IceCreamer
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Seriously, who is that?
Sep 23 2009 12:42AM
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snowfreak14
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i hear that he does something after he lands, although i dont remember what it is
Sep 23 2009 12:46AM
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gordie.
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who??

Sep 23 2009 12:47AM
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doGelyst
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rold gold salesman?
Sep 23 2009 12:49AM
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pomme-de-terre
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oh! i know this! hes the king of that

its like... orangutang or boomerang or something right?

i hear hes super into dry foods, like walnuts and pretzels
Sep 23 2009 12:50AM
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family_vacation
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really?  I heard he likes pasta.
Sep 23 2009 12:58AM
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eheath
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After what? Dumwho? JOS?!?! dude what are these things you speak of??
Sep 23 2009 1:02AM
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Keyjibbs
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Dumount! Its a new sponsor that mounts Du Bindings. I also agree he should focus on his education more and I"m sure his professors would concur.
Sep 23 2009 1:13AM
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Eastcoastr
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nah he skis on oakley skis actually
Sep 23 2009 1:32AM
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TimS
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I thought oakley was a oak supplier in Canada...
Sep 23 2009 1:38AM
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Ben.
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OSAMA PROS!??!??!! with the sand core!?!
Sep 23 2009 2:04AM
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Virtika
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never heard of him
Sep 23 2009 2:08AM
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murs
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hahahahha funny thread
Sep 23 2009 2:18AM
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B.Aussie
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banglater or something?
Sep 23 2009 5:55AM
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70794Willow
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and the special edition with camouflage tops? where there are only 911 made?
Sep 23 2009 6:42AM
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LiamMcKinley
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Wall Tomisch?
Sep 23 2009 7:30AM
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Dcult
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Tim Wallis is so gnarly! I heard he is a-sexual, right? poor fangirls
Sep 23 2009 7:37AM
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PopsicleStand
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maybe im just a negative nancy but i feel like t-heeds comments were actually true... "male groupies makin me sick"

i guess i just wont click on anything that says tom wallisch anymore haha
Sep 23 2009 8:00AM
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Silence
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not using sand core anymore, that was 07/08
Sep 23 2009 8:01AM
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T-Holt
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So they mount these Du bindings on his Burton skis?  But everyone knows that Burton skis are just Oakley skis with different graphics.  The problem is the owner is a douche, but some people think he's really nice.  I also heard that Burton is making their own Double Pits to Chesty ad, that will jump out of the screen and eat Ryno.
Sep 23 2009 9:12AM
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Shlogan
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predicting 5 pages.
Sep 23 2009 9:15AM
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H8CH
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He does a mean ass helicopter..... I seen it...... true.
Sep 23 2009 9:43AM
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no_steeze
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yeah i paid 7k for a pair but got only 1 ski so i'm waiting for the 14/2015 model to come out so i can pre-order my single ski

although having one with a sand core and the other with a uranium core might be a bit interesting in terms of swing weight
Sep 23 2009 11:51AM
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spliff.Life
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what a joke!
Sep 23 2009 12:52PM
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AlexMartini
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wow
Sep 23 2009 2:42PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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everytime i watch that i cringe so bad
Sep 23 2009 2:52PM
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Guck
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Haha, love this thread. Too much sarcasm.
Sep 23 2009 2:54PM
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.Roockley.
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hey supposedly he has a friend called henrik, is he some sort of sidekick in these computer animated ski films?

the tricks aren't real, they are done on after effects
Sep 23 2009 2:57PM
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deleted5
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MIKE JONES
Sep 23 2009 2:59PM
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.Roockley.
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i'm sorry, didn't quite catch that

what was that again?
Sep 23 2009 3:02PM
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.peter
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Everyone knows Tom Wallisch is computer animated
Sep 23 2009 3:29PM
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dice552
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I heard that this Tom character is trying to do a double helicopter... Pure fantacy
Sep 23 2009 3:46PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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Tom told me that he's only doing ski comps to save up some money until he can do what he really loves.  He's going to become a dairy farmer. 
Sep 23 2009 5:47PM
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nickyp
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What's a Wallisch? Is it one of those kangaroo things the have in Australia?
Sep 23 2009 5:58PM
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bpalmer
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you are thinking of a henshaw
Sep 23 2009 6:13PM
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whipple
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hahaha
Sep 23 2009 6:13PM
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2_fadez
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todd walnuts?
Sep 23 2009 6:14PM
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nickyp
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what?

Sep 23 2009 6:17PM
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D-Cost
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MIKE JONES!
Sep 23 2009 6:20PM
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Dub_Digital
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how on earth do three rights make a left?
Sep 23 2009 6:23PM
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