"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."
-Afterbang cannot be found if one is looking. Afterbang must find you, and you must find your place within Afterbang. To reach for it is to let it slip from your grasp, but to let it go is to hold it with all your strength. [PanoJibber]
"What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run." [ski-plastic]
yeah, and i accidentally the whole thing, but who was phone?
senior year is the shit, its fucking easy, and its gonna be the last year of your life (until your 18) where you get out of jail free, its the best of both worlds, parents support you, you get to fuck bitches get money, and do drugs and shit, and not get more then a slap on the wrist...duh
Hahaha yessss! I've been trying to find this sentence all weekend but I couldn't remember enough of it to find it on google.
"â�¦when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 126.96.36.199.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex - Lil_G
"No wonder, everyone fucking hates you because your more of a douchebag than charmander and emopoppins put together."
-8===D$ thru a pm
-hey dude, you're a cunt. thats just my opinion though. i feel like you could have used your time better or more productively or some shit learning how to not be a cunt, or be less of a cunt. but um, its just my opinion.
ah fuckit, nah, you're just a cunt.
-are you actually able to bend over far enough to suck your own cock yet? keep reaching, someday kid.