My fucking job is unbelievable, Ill try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with...
First there is this supermodel wannabe chick, Ill give her credit, she is PRETTY FUCKING HOT. But she is constantly fixing her hair and putting on makeup. She is extremely self centered and doesn't consider the needs/wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of nails, but she must suck a mean dick because the boss keeps her around.
This next chick is exactly the opposite. She must be in top 100 of the smartest people on the planet, she has endless carrier opportunities, and yet she is here with us. She is a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I dont think she showers, much less takes care of other areas. She is probably a lesbian, every time we drive past Home-Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.
Finally, the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. Im not talking the occasional toker, this guy is baked before work, during work, and Im sure after work. He dresses like a fuckin beatnik throwback from the 1960s. To make it worse he brings his dog to work, every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG. This thing usually walks around half stoned from the 2nd hand smoke, sometimes I swear it is trying to talk with its constant coughing. They are always hungry and require constant fast food deliveries.
Anyways I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Credit goes to some random internet guy