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Shrinking balls...

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SteezyMcDizzle
Posts: 514 - Karma: 31

so i noticed that for a couple years now my balls have been shrinking..i never used to be good like but lately i just started to be really bad and all like scared of hitting shit and only riding pow and groomers..i have to make excuses not to hit park with my homies..i've been sitting on this site a lot lately even during the season and thirty thousand posts is definitely a milestone i want to reach in the next two years..do you think i can become a moderator now?

Sep 19 2009 5:04PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
wat?
Sep 19 2009 5:07PM
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psychkub
Posts: 1788 - Karma: 16
... sounds like a medical condition you should get checked....

lulz
Sep 19 2009 5:08PM
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SteezyMcDizzle
Posts: 514 - Karma: 31

i am wondering if my condition qualifies me to be a moderator on this site

Sep 19 2009 5:10PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
are you trying to make a witty comment geared towards a certain mod that did something to you to make you feel bad about yourself?
Sep 19 2009 5:13PM
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SteezyMcDizzle
Posts: 514 - Karma: 31

25% correct..you get a hat

Sep 19 2009 5:16PM
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Desired_Name
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
Can has a hat too?
Sep 19 2009 5:28PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
so what your saying is that the mods on this site have no balls, have 30k posts, and make up excuses to not ski park.


your gay.
Sep 19 2009 5:36PM
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faux_real
Posts: 984 - Karma: 250
lol
Sep 19 2009 5:44PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
the ns doctor gave you an answer, now, go to a real one.
Sep 19 2009 6:17PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
benjamin button?
Sep 19 2009 6:21PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
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Sep 19 2009 6:23PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

when i saw the name of this thread, i thought you mean like litterally your balls were shrinking due to being in cold water alot or something. i was like wtf dude why would you make a thread about that.

Sep 19 2009 6:51PM
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Mysterion
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10

lolz looks like u are

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Sep 19 2009 7:15PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
i was so confused until you said hitting shit haha
Sep 19 2009 7:28PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
thats what i thought too
Sep 19 2009 8:00PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
bahahah your really going to claim im gay for repping an old school coat, long johns, glasses and a bandana for a pond skim? haha thats pretty kewl of you
Sep 19 2009 8:17PM
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Mysterion
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10

yeah haha who gives a shit? i have no idea if you are gay but it is a goofy picture

Sep 19 2009 8:25PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
let me get this straight. youve lost your nerve. so instead of skiing you go on ns a lot. and you think the fact that you post whore instead of skiing makes you qualified to be a moderator? im petty sure the mods still ski. its not like this is all they do
Sep 19 2009 8:36PM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
thats the point
Sep 19 2009 8:36PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
You must be challenged
Sep 19 2009 9:15PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
HAHAHA
Sep 19 2009 9:50PM
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psychkub
Posts: 1788 - Karma: 16
His gay what? Gay Uncle? Gay brother? Gay teacher?
Sep 19 2009 10:25PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
I get it.  It was sarcasm right!  Well may this stuff will help:


Sep 19 2009 10:25PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
what about his gay?
Sep 19 2009 10:51PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
i just hope he brought enough gay to share with the whole class
Sep 20 2009 2:37AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
dammit don't make me laugh like that, laughing hurts and that was just too much.
Sep 20 2009 3:55AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
lmfao
Sep 20 2009 4:52AM
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ZEEK
Posts: 73 - Karma: 35
Man, that ain't a goofy picture, it looks ill . Bet you couldn't even ride half of that.
Sep 20 2009 8:38AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Bahahahaha!  Nice one Dr.
Sep 20 2009 9:40AM
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Steeze-On-Toast
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Sep 20 2009 12:55PM
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