So heres the deal, im gonna tell you about last night.
So i went to a friends house with about 6 friends and we picked up a half gal of Evan Williams, and had some bud that was 80 a quarter. And my friend had his really sick water bong. So we were all set, we went out to a field out in the middle of nowhere and started drinking out there, and got to see a deer like 3 feet from us..it was badass, and then we went over to my friend Andy's house. I was so ripped and just wanted to look at the stars, and i came up with an elaborate theory of the stars and space...all while i was just laying down on the ground lookin at the beautiful stars. Then at some point of the night i lost my oakleys, and looked through my sent messages on my phone this morning and saw that i texted my mom instead of my friend and told her i was drunk and lost my oaks, and i said " Wow...i lost my fucking oaks last night when i was drunk god dammit." So this mornin i had to explain this to my mom lol.
Just thought i would give yall a story.
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