It's Chinese mushroom tea that you let ferment for a while so that it becomes carbonated and grows good bacteria. Those snot-like strands of whatever floating in there are incredibly good for you.
BTW, I hate the Trilogy flavor. I can only stand Guava or Raspberry, and even then, it still tastes like vinegar.
Drew, as your lawyer, I highly recommend getting a briefcase full of drugs, and destroying the anus of an attractive female. -klazo