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Asian club advice

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jamers
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SO as of today, i have officially become the head of the asian club at school-im white by the way and i worked quite hard for this accomplishment
and i need nicknames for all young asian recruits, and for the asian of the week
hit me up with some fiyah

Sep 17 2009 9:18PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
you are the head of an Asian club, and your not asian?
Sep 17 2009 9:19PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
asian_allen will not be happy with you stealing his throne

name for new recruits- simply just - bruce. or something derogatory
Sep 17 2009 9:25PM
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epic_line
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Why would you want to smell weird food all day?

Sep 17 2009 9:38PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Bruce really isnt that derogatory, I could think of way worse ones
Sep 17 2009 9:39PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
so is there a white club too?
Sep 17 2009 9:39PM
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SteezyOhio
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i wasnt saying bruce was, i was just saying something derogatory so i dont get banned
Sep 17 2009 9:40PM
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martin.
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Sep 18 2009 9:25AM
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Tinga
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short stack.
Sep 18 2009 9:32AM
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Tinga
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and they must call you "MISTA JONES!"
Sep 18 2009 9:33AM
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prontocuts.com
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I c wut ur doing



btw I gave you +k for the codeine thread
Sep 18 2009 10:29AM
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prontocuts.com
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but Asian clubs carry the stipulation that you must have squinty eyes to join. I tried joining once cause I am Russian (in asia sup) and they wouldnt let me

argh
Sep 18 2009 10:38AM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
Long Duck Song?
Sep 18 2009 10:42AM
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Peter.
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jet li
Sep 18 2009 10:44AM
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cornholio
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It is true that "White" is not a geographic location.  You are correct.  Of the following words, pick the one that IS a geographic llocation: ASIA or ASIAN.  (Hint, it's the first one)

If I'm not mistaken, "Asian" and "White (Caucasian)" are both ethnicities- thus making my remark not totally uncalled for. 

No need for the hate, don't always feel obligated to put someone down as soon as you think they have made a mistake. 
Sep 18 2009 11:01AM
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shintastic48
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Sep 18 2009 11:02AM
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LMPJibbin
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this
Sep 18 2009 11:06AM
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[Dawn
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lmao.

and you have an asian club at your school? thats weird.

Sep 18 2009 12:51PM
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liaosongfang
Posts: 385 - Karma: 43
i don't really know what you had in mind but...

didi (deedee) which means little brother in mandarin
tongzhi (toe ng jer) which is used in china and means "comrade" but is also used slang for a gay person

again, these might not be what you're looking for but whatevs.  maybe we could keep the racial slurs to a minimum.
Sep 18 2009 1:36PM
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yelsel
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widescreen
Sep 18 2009 1:56PM
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cornholio
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agree to disagree, not worth either of our time to keep arguing about this
Sep 18 2009 2:00PM
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GORlLLA
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However, recently  surveys, drivers licenses, and standardized tests (such as the SAT) have changed their procedure when recording ethnicity. For ethnicity there is now an option labled "White" on almost everything where ethnicity is required. Bam Sucka.
Sep 18 2009 2:36PM
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liaosongfang
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wtf? is that supposed to mean something?
Sep 18 2009 2:36PM
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Delphi
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hahah holy shit, this, in conjunction with the post about gooks, just made me lmao.
Sep 18 2009 2:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Watch it with the racial slurs guys.
Sep 18 2009 3:04PM
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seward
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exspecially you clint eastwood.
Sep 18 2009 3:20PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
this thread is fucking hilarious...definitely almost just spit out some wendy's.

anyway, watch gran torino, that'll give you some ideas
Sep 18 2009 3:24PM
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k-rob
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i think it means you should get off his lawn.
Sep 18 2009 3:27PM
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martin.
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Sep 18 2009 3:45PM
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OneLove_skier
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haha. win!
Sep 18 2009 3:48PM
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[~_~]
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It's not racist if you're making fun of your own race. duuuuu
Sep 18 2009 4:04PM
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ryan.s
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its from gran torino lol
Sep 18 2009 4:07PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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"DOCTA JONES!"  [IMG]urbanmoms.ca/juice/shortround.jpg[/IMG]and its short round not short stack
Sep 18 2009 4:12PM
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musick13
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short round dumbass
Sep 18 2009 4:54PM
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daytripper67
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whats it like being retarded?
Sep 18 2009 4:56PM
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daytripper67
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oh please. dont try to make this into a "dont hate/judge" thing its pretty obvious what you were trying to say with your post and youre therefore a douche
Sep 18 2009 5:06PM
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sktrkdo7
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damn asians get no love on newschoolers
Sep 18 2009 6:17PM
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AlexGaynor
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My school once unofficially had the Caucasian appreciation society....
Sep 18 2009 6:22PM
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TheButterHashira
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Could I have a caucasion club or a club for those of western european descent?
Sep 18 2009 6:22PM
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eric25
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Connor Johnson.
Sep 18 2009 6:30PM
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